Uh oh. Greta...? Speak to us, Greta! Small mishap gnot intentioned... Greta? Greta? Truly I make plethora sorries at you... please to say some small words for reassuring and forgiving... oh Greta, I much heartfull sorries!
Olden times, we were Royal Romanov Gnomes. Little Anastasia our ребенок; we be sure she drink milk and eat yogurt for bones and teeth.
We, Gnomes of Calcium, toil hard for this importance job.
Alas, while Revolution, Anastasia and family decease -- so sad, очень грустный. All Royals in much danger so we make daring escape from St Petersburg burning buildings and fires on back of horse. Very dangerous and we have much fear.
When horse shot dead beneath us, we continue on feet to Odessa for find ship to flee. Walk to Odessa is very long and we become truly tiring.
We stow away on boat to Amerika, but boat is for Америка юг (SOUTH Amerika) - ach, who knew!
After much years in Brazil we work up coast on fishing boat to arrive Cape Cod.
Here we find человек child and make Calcium adoption.
Very lucky we are with new family -- and we enjoy many fans who appropriately venerating us.
We become very celebrity blogstar Gnomes of Cambridge...
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