Monday, August 29, 2011

Treed again

Plethora fooies, Irene make heavy arrival.

Truly we gnuisanced under fallen branch! Such luck we gnot sustaining injurious damages.

Twice times 2011 we captivating under fallen tree branch!

Mayhap we cleave force and together push for uncumberment...

Mayhap we call SOS for rescue...

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Irene, Greta, and Vladimir

Manny fooies on such undignifiedness we suffer for hurricaning!  Truly we dis-appreciate bungle-cording of we.

I vague from memory skip still after fall... but yes we appear quite battened!

Still I make profession of opinions for which we help protect against hurricaning.  Release we for hurricane help for disasterish consequencing!

Saturday, August 27, 2011

The Return of the Gnative

W-w-what happen?  I faint?  Ohhhh, I some bit ache...

Oh Greta... you...uh... you slip ... you make fall but... I catch to help you... you survive small brush with gravity.  You project robust health now, yes?  All ok?

Hmm... I feel memories return as also I return...

No No! Spend no attention to such memories... you still some bit not all here... see I still see through you!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Richter Gnome

Earth Trembling - punishment for mishap of Greta.  Verily I make plethora pennances! 
Woe of contrite Vladimir with sobering pledges!

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Is there a doctor in the house?

Speak at me Greta....HelloYou in there?  I make much concern for you!
Quick find us our magic spell book...
Return back.... revive!  I make all out to you! 
Ach with magical medicals we revive her....
I arrive at rescue for you...!
я действительно жаль. возвратитесь я никогда не плохо себя веду снова...

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Gnome Overboard

Uh oh. Greta...? Speak to us, Greta!  Small mishap gnot intentioned...  Greta?  Greta?  Truly I make plethora sorries at you... please to say some small words for reassuring and forgiving... oh Greta, I much heartfull sorries!

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Gno Exit

Truly, Greta, you foil me with annoying preventions! You flea at my side!

Thorn in side... approach gnot or we give up to gravity both

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Don't Make Me Come Out There!!!

Oh we SO ground now!

Look what you do!

No look what you do!

No, you....!

Friday, August 12, 2011

Tug o War

Stop!!!!

You stop!

No you stop!

I stop if you stop!

You stop first!

No you stop first!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Catch me if you Can!

Truly, you infurious, Vladimir!  You tangle me purposely!

Gnot at all - I sharing as we agree! You hold hose and I hold Power Washer. We co Operation!

This not co Operation! You demobilize me and take your way with Power Washer!  Arrest your dashing!  My turn is come!

Monday, August 8, 2011

Gnegotiating

We return to good grace after much penitentiaries and access birthday gift of Power Washer.

We make turns for first usage... methinks *I* initiate...

No, *I* hold as *you* activate water power!

Truly *I* more responsible party for controlling power washer.

No, *I* experience of Power Tools so...

Aggh we be Ground again if we gnot cooperate.

OK.  We cooperate.  *I* use first..

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Down on the Farm

Regard our bounteous harvest! Certain now we return forgiven!

Hmmm. Methinks we find some few tomato fruits in your tummy! Truly more plethora of tomato fruits than here!

Ah but they green and small and hard.  And gnot tasty....

Ah HA, i suspect truth!

Friday, August 5, 2011

Plantation Gnomes

We toil in hot sun for garden harvest... sweatings sting eyes...

Vladimir you so drama. We atone "our" (*ahem*) misbehavings to escape DogHouse.

Mayhap we sing peasant songs to ease work load...! Bag powerful heavy...song arriving in throat...назад в былые времена...

Please not to s--Hey, what the -- you eat! You sneak snacks!

Ah..heh heh...tiny taste for crop acceptableness. I quality control!

Ha more we need you Quantity control! I check bag!

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Gnomes Unplugged

We much boring in Dog House. And dark! Necessitate we compensations for return of good graces.

Fortuitous idea! We wood chip for pulverize yard wastes, yes!?

No! Power Tool lust causation of us trouble.  Mayhap we harvest vegetable garden...

We assume hedge trimmers and massacre rampant shrubberies?

NO! No Power Tool activities. Only manual methodologies.

Mayhap we use our manuals to ignition Power Tools....

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Gnomes in the Dog House

Oh we shamed! We hang hoods in contritely mortificating!

We some bit unfairly shamed...truly small disagreeing for sharing...

We selves in Dog House in Time Out! We exhausting from chase and we punished and we have confiscating Power Washer! We woeful miserable.

Mayhap I stealthy retrieve Power Washer while gnobody gnotice!

No, Vladimir! You badly behaving suffer us already and incur us ire! We must do amending penances and curry favours for absolvement!

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

On the Run

I *puff puff* gaining at you, Vladimir! I take over you!

No! *puff puff* Fleeting I run from you...*pant pant*...

You run fast yes *pant pant* but you inable for hide.  I wearying you....you slow soon and then... I put you in corner...

 
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