Tuesday, June 23, 2015

iGnomes-in-waiting

Still we await call from Mr Apple.

Indeed! He plethora busy inventing...

iPhone.... iPad... iWatch...

iWinnebago... iSwissArmyKnife....

Mr iVe is iNventor! 

We invent iPhose

We iGnomes!

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Phose


We must needs christen new invention ....  with clever name! 

Hmm.. a name...  Easyspeak?   Bound sound?  Teletwister?  Phose?

Phose!  Ah Yes!  Phose!  We brilliant clever!

Thank you!

We rename to iPhose when Apple acquires we! 

 

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Breaking the Sound Barrier


Success!  Verily, we speak gnormally ...yet sound clear as life...

*Ahem*!  Ye-es....almost as if we ...in same room

Indeed!  ...No echo... no wait... no statistics...

*ahem!* methinks you mean to say no "static"....

... and, regard!  We also visual!   Truly technologic success.  Mayhap we appeal for patience... earn millions...

*Ahem...*  Methinks you mean to say... patent?  (Mayhap patience also excellent thought....)


Monday, June 8, 2015

You hear me now yet?

Hello? 

Hello?

Hello? 

Hello?

I move to front steps, you hearing me now yet?

Indeed I hearing AND regarding you... But... I hearing you from front door, not from speaker....

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Gnome Phone

Hello?  hello?  Do you hearing me?

Привет? Привет?

Is this "on"?  эта вещь "на"?  

Verily, I speak to mouthpiece....

Indeed, I hear... but from around house, not through ear spout...

Better I descend steps.... do you hearing me now?

Mayhap we move closer.....?

 
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