Tuesday, April 5, 2016
Alas, expired battery due to unseasonal coldness and snowness...
But what fun to jump on car! Help me to ascend...
*Ahem*! Methinks you deliver extra preposition ... Jumping car very dissimilar to jumping on car... regard... we bypass dead battery to bring current from positive terminal in live battery to positive terminal of dead battery... see...?
It's aliiiiiiive! It's aliiiiiive! Ach, such power! Bwahahaha! I feel jumping rampage growing in me... what shall we jump next?
Thursday, February 18, 2016
Tuesday, February 2, 2016
*Ahem*! Methinks you mean "Girding Loins"....
Verily we distinctive separate gnome species from New World Tacky Gnomes with hats of colour! We help, we guard, we toil... we not infest!
Mayhap we learn to play saxophone, too....
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
...seek interesting activities at new winter abode.... Regard! A big box...
Hark! Wethinks to hear gurgling inside .... Mayhap we investigate?
Mayhap a dragon dessous...
Saturday, December 26, 2015
Friday, September 25, 2015
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Oh! Oh! Regard! Power tools unattended -- and in proximality of we!
Hmmm... "Is this a hedge trimmer I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Come let me clutch thee! I have thee not, and yet I see thee still!"
Hark! they beckon to we! They address we to venture forth to seize they!
Mmmm, rather I suspect temptation to trouble... recall Weird Sisters' warning....
Oh they full of "double double toilet trouble...."
*Ahem!* Methinks rather "toil and trouble..."
Verily, Greta, you plethora afearing trouble! obvious they placement here for we! Regard - I approach... closer... closer....
Oh by the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes!
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Indeed! He plethora busy inventing...
iPhone.... iPad... iWatch...
Mr iVe is iNventor!
We invent iPhose!
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
We must needs christen new invention .... with clever name!
Hmm.. a name... Easyspeak? Bound sound? Teletwister? Phose?
Phose! Ah Yes! Phose! We brilliant clever!
We rename to iPhose when Apple acquires we!
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
Success! Verily, we speak gnormally ...yet sound clear as life...
*Ahem*! Ye-es....almost as if we ...in same room!
Indeed! ...No echo... no wait... no statistics...
*ahem!* methinks you mean to say no "static"....
... and, regard! We also visual! Truly technologic success. Mayhap we appeal for patience... earn millions...
*Ahem...* Methinks you mean to say... patent? (Mayhap patience also excellent thought....)
Monday, June 8, 2015
Saturday, June 6, 2015
Verily, I speak to mouthpiece....
Better I descend steps.... do you hearing me now?
Saturday, April 18, 2015
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
*ahem!* wethinks you mean "Raveshing... "
We tremble with anticip-p-p-p-pation! I shall ascend....
Take care... regard plank... some bit unstable?
I walk the plank! arrghhh!
Saturday, March 14, 2015
ahh yes... sadly snow and ice still encapsulate we... otherwise we offer selves for help. To shovel... gather branches and debris.... clean up raccoon poop....
*ahem!* ONE of we released from ....
Tch! Tch! I remain loyally 'til YOU release; we team! we pair! we infamous Gnomes of Cambridge!
Verily, YOU released from icy igloo.... YOU avail to offer...
Sssshhhh! I remain obscure.... behind glacier...
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
Hark! Hear... muffled noise...
Mayhap melting drips?
Supposing apocalypse while we cozy homely in here? Supposing we emerge in spring to world ended... supposing...
Supposing we revel in no shoveling and more cocoa?
Ah. Indeed. Cocoa. Yet... supposing....
Saturday, February 14, 2015
Indeed. Snow must be in great pieces... ground trembles as snow lands. Like Giant Footfalls!
Mayhap some roof raking happening out there?
But in HERE, regard, latest culinary endeavor.... mmmmm.
Uh oh... odd number. We make large one in halves to share...
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Snow heavying.... and silent!
Verily, quite roomy in here!
Comfy, too! Snow plethora insulation!
Regard we in homely igloo!
Yes, we quite homely here!
Friday, January 30, 2015
Wethinks blizzard arriveth! Plethora snow abounds...
Plethora and plethora! Abounder and abounder....! Regard, pitch white!
Hmmm... we alone? Abandon? Mayhap we need some bit of help... helloooooo?
Verily, I hear help approacheth!
Shoveling sounds ... come... Rescue imminent!
Hmmmm... Shoveling sounds cease. All quiet on Eastern front... feel smallish breeze to left? Yet, we remain ... helloooo?
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
Hmmmm. Still quite smallish.
Yes she does grow up plethora slow, even as we await with much patience...
... and much anticipation...
Methinks mayhap we water her.... to inspire... growth?
No, no... irrigations useless for BMWs.... try chocolates...!
Thursday, December 11, 2014
Prodigal Gnomes return. With much anticipation of elevated Gnome-Appreciation while we away... roaming.
Tragically, BMW R1200GS was not birthday gift for we. Verily, we feel much under-appreciation. Yes, we sulk, but we also forgive.
How fortunate we just in time for Christmas presents...oops, *ahem* just in time for Holiday Season!
Much obligatory joyfulness.
Thursday, July 24, 2014
But we have cake...and candles....
No open road, no wind-filled hoods... We blow flame, wish for ample shiny chromey BMW.
...regard such chocolatey goodness...
Mmm... ye-es... chocolate ... Still....
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Truly our conduct of dignity and patients merits lavishness!
Regard shiny eggy colour! Regard most powerful engine! Regard sparkley chrome! Regard ample amplitude! Regard ...
Hmmm... regard surge of testosterone!
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Mmmf, methinks also anticipation of sharing!
Plethora excitement! Adrenaline!
Hardly we contain selves of excitement! We quite incontinent!
*Ahem!* methinks you mean to say we "incontinental"...
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Verily, power returns! Orange chord is plethora effective. I make much wind, yes? Greta...? Speak, Greta? I have made too much wind at you...?
*gasp* unsurprised you have plethora air... you are veritable bag of wind.... now... please to help me rise...
Monday, June 30, 2014
But wait! Where are big orange power chords to conduit power? OK.... who "reorganized" and moved power chords.... We suspect mischief...
Friday, March 14, 2014
... yet so irrational...
Truly we might enjoy a small slice of something... blueberry?
... verily, we celebrate Pi Day with traditional pie eating...
And ice cream? (For calcium, of course.)
Monday, March 3, 2014
And annoying Moai. He returns... to taunt.
Much fun had by we with speedy sleds and stylishly loud outfits...
Yes, his sneggness returns... Big Silent Moai... seven years since last invasion ... from Eastern Islands....
Easter Island, not Eastern Islands! Mayhap he brings Easter with him - we plethora ready for Spring!
And chocolate eggs, perchance..?
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Plethora steep.... Regard tiny human below...
Yes, plethora below...
"The thrill of victory... the agony of the feet!" Ah, we soar to great heights!
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
*Ahem!* Methinks skeletons here property of competitors...
Smallish skeleton awaiting we to take for quick spin! Gnot to worry - I return it ...soonish...
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Yes, truly action-packed sport! Indeed, we attempt finesse of curling!
But we lack brooms for frenetic sweeping!
Verily we lack loud trousers...
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Sunday, January 5, 2014
Verily, snegging abounds. Mayhap we make sneggman in own likenesses.
Own likeness would make ...snegnomes...!
Hmmm, methinks a song... we are the sneggmen, we are the sneggmen, we are the walrus....
Yes, Walrus! Verily 'tis arctically cold - mayhap walrus climate now.
Monday, December 30, 2013
No, *ahem*, wording is auld lang syne... means as "days of yore"... poem of Sir Robert Burns....
Ah, yes of course. Hmmm.... days of your... what? Days of your... acquaintancing? Songs? Toasts?
No, days of yore... of olden times...
Ah, well, no matter... we toast ... to count out auld year... we welcome to 2014!
Monday, December 2, 2013
Verily we abundantly feel portrait captures two of most favourite holidays of we.
What? What is meaning of "over the top"?
Oh? Really? Why, yes, mayhap candies happen to both Hallowing and Xmas... yes, truly, we had not noticed such similarness....
We await arrival of Дед Мороз....
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Yes, trick and treating to collect candies. We hoard to ration until next Hallowing.
Well... mayhap we celebration with small feeding frenzy tonight, THEN we hoard.
Hmm... hoard / ration attempt never goes successful.
Truly we joyous celebrate favourite holiday of Hallowing!
oh, and Red Sox take World Series at home! esruC is desrever!
Sunday, October 6, 2013
*Hmmmf!* I un afraid of goofing wide mouthed Pac Aliens. Many such Pacs required for strength of removing we. We here for durathon.
We here for Duration. Gnomes are forever.
Monday, September 23, 2013
Yes, we summon the Great Zucchinis... we chant, we invoke... Truly Hallowing is nigh...
Oh yes! Hallowing! Trick and Treats! And costumes - we must address our costumes!
And summon some candy...nigh!
Mayhap we costume as Zucchinis!
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
No, most favoured season is Birthdays - July!
Ok second most favoured season.
No, that makes Halloween.
OK... third most...
OK... Power Washing season most favoured season without candy.
Monday, March 4, 2013
Me? Hmm? Oh! Regard! A squirrel!