Friday, March 14, 2014

Irrational and infinite

Pie Day returns.  Once again we infinite and constant!

... yet so irrational...

Truly we might enjoy a small slice of something... blueberry?

... verily, we celebrate Pi Day with traditional pie eating...

And ice cream?  (For calcium, of course.)

Monday, March 3, 2014

Back from the USSR...

We return from Sochi Sojourn to much sneg and coldness.

And annoying Moai.  He returns... to taunt. 

Much fun had by we with speedy sleds and stylishly loud outfits...

Yes, his sneggness returns... Big Silent Moai... seven years since last invasion ...  from Eastern Islands....

Easter Island, not Eastern Islands!  Mayhap he brings Easter with him - we plethora ready for Spring!

And chocolate eggs, perchance..?

Saturday, February 22, 2014

We Go Gnorwegian!

Regard we!

Verily we ziggy and zaggy!  Plethora... Norwegian!

Mayhap we become acuter curlers as we wear such loudness....

Verily we cuter...!

Curlier, too!

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Thrill of victory, agony of the feet

Hmmm!

Verily, Hmmm!

Plethora steep.... Regard tiny human below...

Yes, plethora below...

"The thrill of victory... the agony of the feet!"   Ah, we soar to great heights!

Hmmm...We?  ...WE...?


Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Skeletonnnn!!!

Regard! Skeleton sled! Alone... abandoned... sized perfectly for we

*Ahem!* Methinks skeletons here property of competitors...

Smallish skeleton awaiting we to take for quick spin!  Gnot to worry - I return it ...soonish...

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Gnaturally Curly

Hmmm... we find own selves amongst curls!

Yes, truly action-packed sport!  Indeed, we attempt finesse of curling!

But we lack brooms for frenetic sweeping!

Verily we lack loud trousers...

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Wheeeeee!

FOURman bobsleddddd!

Two-man, Two-gnome bobsleddd!

Oh we hitch for ride!  We stowaways once more!

Pointy surprise for two-man should he sit back too soon....

Thursday, February 13, 2014

BOBSLEDDDD!

WHEEEEE!   Practice run!

Wind fills our hoods!  Speed fills our faces!

Fear fills our hearts...!

Mayhap we try four-man bobsledd next?

Mayhap we return two-man bobsledd before we busted!

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Postcard from Sochi

Greetings from Sochi, regard we participate with Opening Ceremonies!

We bear Olympic flag!

мы суперзвезды!! 

Sunday, January 5, 2014

We are the snegg men, we are the snegg men...koo koo ka choo...

mmffff... plethora of sneg dumped on we. 

Verily, snegging abounds.  Mayhap we make sneggman in own likenesses.

Own likeness would make ...snegnomes...!

Hmmm, methinks a song... we are the sneggmen, we are the sneggmen, we are the walrus....

Yes, Walrus!  Verily 'tis arctically cold - mayhap walrus climate now. 


Monday, December 30, 2013

Old and Sighing

Truly, we old acquaintance each other ...  but we forget days of old and sighing?

No, *ahem*, wording is auld lang syne... means as "days of yore"...  poem of Sir Robert Burns....

Ah, yes of course.  Hmmm.... days of your... what?  Days of your... acquaintancing?  Songs?  Toasts?

No, days of yore... of olden times...

Ah, well, no matter... we toast ...  to count out auld year...   we welcome to 2014!


Monday, December 2, 2013

Hallowthanksmas

We do not understand "what's wrong with this picture?" 

Verily we abundantly feel portrait captures two of most favourite holidays of we.

What?  What is meaning of "over the top"?

Oh?  Really?  Why, yes, mayhap candies happen to both Hallowing and Xmas... yes, truly, we had not noticed such similarness....

We await arrival of Дед Мороз....

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Hallowing!

Hallowing arrives! We awaight gnight fall!

Yes, trick and treating to collect candies.  We hoard to ration until next Hallowing.

Well... mayhap we celebration with small feeding frenzy tonight, THEN we hoard.

Hmm... hoard / ration attempt never goes successful.

Truly we joyous celebrate favourite holiday of Hallowing!

oh, and Red Sox take World Series at home!   esruC is desrever!

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Abduction!

They come next for we!

*Hmmmf!* I un afraid of goofing wide mouthed Pac Aliens.  Many such Pacs required for strength of removing we.  We here for durathon.

...Duration?

We here for Duration.  Gnomes are forever.

Monday, September 23, 2013

Gnight of the Zucchini

Ah verily, a Harvest Moon - levitating Zucchinis from the ground...

Yes, we summon the Great Zucchinis... we chant, we invoke... Truly Hallowing is nigh...

Oh yes!  Hallowing! Trick and Treats! And costumes - we must address our costumes!

And summon some candy...nigh!

                                                       Mayhap we costume as Zucchinis!

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Blazing Birthday!

Oh magnificent birthday present!  Our own personal fire engine!  We near swoon from ecstasy - truly we jackpot this birthday! Regard, firefighters run towards we... wearing party fireman hats...and party fireman oxygen tanks... they bring giant hoses and pickaxes to we... oh such gifts they bear for we! 
*sniff*  *sniff*  hmm... we smell smoke...Mayhap cake burns?  Candles on  fire?

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

'Tis the Season

Ahh tis most favoured season!
No, most favoured season is Birthdays - July!
Ok second most favoured season.
No, that makes Halloween.
OK... third most...
Christmas...
OK... Power Washing season most favoured season without candy.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Does this Robe Make Me Look Fat?

Methinks this robe makes my задний look big.... Reflection not sure flattering my best .... Mmm mayhap I try new style?  Or colour?  What observation you have, Vladimir?  Does robe make me look жир?  Vladimir?  Vladimir?

Me? Hmm?  Oh!  Regard! A squirrel!  

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Every year is Year of the Gnome!

Regard Year of The Gnome!

Again? 

Yes, truly unusual!  Most assuredly we special.

With meteors over homeland, too!

Yes, truly we blaze, we dazzle!

Monday, February 25, 2013

Gnegotiation

Verily we gnegotiating tricky business of Porch Space Allocating.

Front Steps represent Primest Real Estate for Winter Season.

Emissary quite persuading ....and patient... we consideration him...

 OH NO!!  Something we say?

Speak to We!

Truly we receive Cold Shoulder!

Friday, February 15, 2013

Epic

The ice pile recedeth!  We see clearly now, the snow be gone...

EPIC snow! 

We hold fort during Epic Blizzard.  We steadfast ... neither wind nor rain nor....

EPIC snow...

We dauntless. 

We EPIC...

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Oh, the Pressure! The Pressure!

We faint from ecstasy!  We palpitate! We breathless! We.... speechless! 

Verily we await "Rites of Spring" and "Season of Scouring" with anticipation, and some bit impatience!

Oh... to grip wand and experience surge of pressure.....ahhh.

Mayhap we need not to await for Spring... mayhap Winter Cleaning Ritual commence...

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Gnu Year Wishes

We down for count to new year!  2013 we arrive soon!

Uh...methinks expression is "countdown".  Down for count verily signify something... else.

Ah, truly then we count down to new year!  We have much gusto!  And beignet wishes.

Beignet wishes?  With powder sugar?

No, beignet wishes -  for peace on earth, good will toward human and gnomes, more chocolate for all...

Benign wishes...?

Yes, those too.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Hoodlum

Oh look!  A smallish visitor!

Hmmmf!  Small annoying pointy creature.

Truly hood is pointy!

Methinks hood dis proportioned!   Mayhap he compensating...?

Friday, October 26, 2012

Dark Matter

We swath in Dark Matter.

Yes, verily we Dark.

Dark...dark...dark.

темный...темный...темный.

Hmmm.  Mayhap flowers clash on our Dark theme...

Hmmm yes.  Probably we best lose flowers...

Monday, June 18, 2012

Oh, the irony, the IRONY!

Hmm.

Hmmm.

We discover stealth hiding place of attractive power washer...

But, alack, we unable to reach handle to open door...

A thousand curses at our vertically challenged ancestral DNA...

Friday, June 1, 2012

Seek and ye shall Find

Ah HA!

After much seeking and suspicion we stealth discover hiding place of power washer!

Oh ho, now we aid and abet spring cleaning!

Truly it wants that we find it.

Mayhap actually it discovers we!

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Pi-kus

Piku for Pi Day:

Blueberry, cherry
Pi finds area of Pies
Magic ratio

PiGnomes

No, not "Pig Gnomes"...today we celebrate Pie Day!  Regard us our Pie!

*ahem!* Pi Day. We regarding a Pi Pie!

How it looks deliciously at us.  Mayhap we take some small slice?

Certainly we trade small slice for Pi haiku...

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

ParaGnoming

We paraGnomes! We paraGnomes!

We sideblinded when hoods catch wind!  We fly with no gravitas!

Hold rope, we catch BIG AIR!

Truly we full of air! We make wind!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Wind Socks

Oh nooooo... now we slanty the other waaaaay!

Yes hoods catch wind like sails!

Soon we be ParaGnomes!  Defiant to Gravitas!

Monday, February 27, 2012

Gusty Gnomes

So much windyness!  We gnearly blow away!

Weather plethora gusty -- we befeebled from hanging tight to furniture.  Our fingers remain clenching, like stone! 

Yes, we anchor furniture from making sail.

Mayhap we bowed permanently, like trees, from harsh wind.  We attempt orthotical posture....

Friday, February 24, 2012

Family Trees!

Truly they resembling us well!

Yes indeed, though some bit more tall.

And more slim...

Mayhap we have ROOTS more tall and slim!

Friday, February 17, 2012

Hyper Boles

No, we gnot sulking, we hypernating!  Mayhap our absence inducts Gnome-Appreciation sensation.

HIBernating! We in state of hibernation.

No, we in state of Massachusetts.  People's Republik of Cambridge if we exacting.  We hypernating during winter season of ignoramusing us..

Mayhap you mean ignoring us....

...as we prevented from blogging with fandom.  Truly we censored...

Truly you getting fat and oddly strange.  Mayhap you need exercise!

Ayeeee, such a long season, winter.  Yes we exorcise cold weather; hypernation stirring us crazy!

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Attactics

Favourite gift: Hefty Instruction Manual prepare for attack of tacky Red-Hat Garden Gnomes.

Attacky Garden Gnomes.

Yes Red-hatted Gnew World gnomes...gnomes-come-lately...

We original Olde Worlde Gothic Gnomes... authentical gnomes.

They... usurp...

We prepare to defend!

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Father Frost & Snegurochka

Aggh!  Дед Мороз and Снегурочка arrive by stealth while we asleeping!

We exert to remain awake to receive them, but we cannot remain eyes wide all gnight.

But happily they leave by with подарки!  We belt carols... you join me in Tri belyh konya? 

Rather we sing Pesnya Deda Moroza  instead?!

Friday, January 6, 2012

Enter the Chocolate Gnome

Behemouth chocolate gnome arrives! Regard rich chocolatey chocolate!

Smell rich chocolatey chocolate...

Truly Christmas commence with chocolate...

...and terminate with presents!

*Yawn!* We struggle to remain awake!

Mayhap we eat behemouthy chocolate to remain us awake!

Thursday, January 5, 2012

'Twas the gnight before Orthodox Christmas

Tis the gnight before Orthodox Christmas and all 'round the yard...
Gnot a creature is stirring, except two plethora obedient loyal trustworthy honorable gnomes who work very hard...
Truly we deserving of many gifts and presents!
 Gifts and presents?
Yes, and chocolates...! OH, hardly we sleep, we so excitable!

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

The Year of the Gnome

Happy Gnew Year!

Yes, truly 2012 belong to we!

2012 designation Year of the Gnome!

Fortune smile upon we; Gnomes everywhere bask in слава

Our Time Comes!

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Be-having

Mmmft!  so gnot funny, Vladimir!  I see gnothing!

Ah haha, truly you funnyish with gno head.

Mayhap I design you gno head... awesome behaving especially important this season.  Prank not or we receive coal as receivable in stockings!

Oh! Oh! Yes! Estimable reminder of opportunistic opportunity to admirable behaviour... what shall we do to curry favours? 

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Fa La La La La

Regard us our spifft Santa Hats!

Yes we acquire seasonal Joy and Joyness!

Mayhap we acquire us seasonal GIFTS to accompany our Joy and Joyness...

Yes, truly we behave angelic... no carbon lumps for we...!  (Make gno mention of power washer incidentals...)

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Odyssey from Occupying

Finally we return home!

As Odysseus from Troy, we wonder lengthy time...memoryless and... 

*Ahem!* Odysseus wandering, not wondering!

What!?!?

He wander home from Troy - Lotus Eaters, Cyclops, Sirens...plethora troubles.

Truly?  Methought he wondering (amnesiac, like own selves)! Forgot how to get home to Ithaca for decade!

Mmm yes, certain he wander ten years, not wonder ten years.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Occupation Gnomes

We Occupying.  Occupying such stylish now.  We quite fashionable with Occupation.

Yes truly we Occupy on behalf of all Occupiers.

Yes Occupiers have much grievances to Occupees. 

Occupees?

Yes, those against whom Occupyers occupy....

Ah, yes.  If only we able to remember who occupy what!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Total un-Recall

No no we not fakers... we genuinely amneezed selves!

No, indeed... "we" not fakers, you faker!

We plethora amneezed, as such we forget birthday of our own human!  Truly we ungracious gnomes!

You ungracious!  I excused for amneezing myself.... truly you some bit annoying me, whoever you are!

Monday, October 10, 2011

Hedge-jacking Amnesia

Yes tragically I experience complete memory evaporating -- which render me truly innocent from hedge-jacking hi-jinx.

So you pleading innocent by insanity?

Ex-actly! I insanely innocent!  Truly I insane... Poor woeful Vladimir!  He amnesia victim.... like yourself...

Wait... you recalling own self name!  And you recalling I amnesial -- You have gnot memory evaporation!  You... faker!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Caught Red-Hooded

Methinks you caught red-hooded!  Dissemble no more - you busted - not framed!

Ah ah ah... I know gnothing of this entropic rubble! Bewilderment is I!  Truly my mind void - as like Robert Ludlum Boring Identity -- blank but in plethora trouble!

Indeed plethora ... now we both amnesial!

Oh! and you, small hooded one, who...who are you?  Ohhh I remember gnothing!

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Framed!!!

Aggh!  How arrives smoking-hedge-trimmer-of-death to my own foot?  Who likely perpetrate such deed of dastardliness?  We looking bad...

We looking bad? WE looking bad??  Vicinity manifest no other visible perpetrator... verily, you only hypothetic perpetrator!

No no! Truly I... framed!

Saturday, October 1, 2011

The Smoking Gun

Whaa... what happen?  Someone invade to do gigantuan mess!

Someone?

Regard volume of shrubberies massacred...truly devastation...

Uh.. methinks you kernel of such destruction....

Me? I have memory blank!  Like you...I remember gnothing! 

Regard power hedge trimmers near your feet.... and ...it ... smoking...!

Agh! Verily you correct -- smoking hedge trimmer....!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Missing mnemosyne

Oh Mother of Muses and Memory! Yet cloudy up inside brains from shock at head. Truly I know not self.  Verily, even I not certain of you...

Me?? Ah haha me? Still I trusted...

Someway I just not feeling the love... loud brain part warning against trust for you...Such woe to loosen memory. Even hood feeling mist!

 
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