Prodigal Gnomes return. 
With much anticipation of elevated Gnome-Appreciation while we away... roaming.
Tragically, BMW R1200GS was not birthday gift for we. Verily, we feel much under-appreciation. Yes, we sulk, but we also forgive.
How fortunate we just in time for Christmas presents...oops, *ahem* just in time for Holiday Season!
Much obligatory joyfulness.
And gifting...
Thursday, December 11, 2014
The Return of the Gnatives
Thursday, July 24, 2014
Woe is We
But we have cake...and candles....
No open road, no wind-filled hoods... We blow flame, wish for ample shiny chromey BMW.
...regard such chocolatey goodness...
Mmm... ye-es... chocolate ... Still....
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Testostergnome
Truly our conduct of dignity and patients merits lavishness!
Regard shiny eggy colour! Regard most powerful engine! Regard sparkley chrome! Regard ample amplitude! Regard ...
Hmmm... regard surge of testosterone!
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Anticip-p-p-p-p-pation
Mmmf, methinks also anticipation of sharing!
Plethora excitement! Adrenaline!
...And testosterone!
Hardly we contain selves of excitement! We quite incontinent!
*Ahem!* methinks you mean to say we "incontinental"...
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
A Mighty Wind
Verily, power returns! Orange chord is plethora effective. I make much wind, yes? Greta...? Speak, Greta? I have made too much wind at you...?
*gasp* unsurprised you have plethora air... you are veritable bag of wind.... now... please to help me rise...
Monday, June 30, 2014
In Search of a Lost Chord
But wait! Where are big orange power chords to conduit power? OK.... who "reorganized" and moved power chords.... We suspect mischief...
Friday, March 14, 2014
Irrational and infinite
... yet so irrational...
Truly we might enjoy a small slice of something... blueberry?
... verily, we celebrate Pi Day with traditional pie eating...
And ice cream? (For calcium, of course.)
Monday, March 3, 2014
Back from the USSR...
And annoying Moai. He returns... to taunt.
Much fun had by we with speedy sleds and stylishly loud outfits...
Yes, his sneggness returns... Big Silent Moai... seven years since last invasion ... from Eastern Islands....
Easter Island, not Eastern Islands! Mayhap he brings Easter with him - we plethora ready for Spring!
And chocolate eggs, perchance..?
Saturday, February 22, 2014
We Go Gnorwegian!
Verily we ziggy and zaggy! Plethora... Norwegian!
Mayhap we become acuter curlers as we wear such loudness....
Verily we cuter...!
Curlier, too!
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Thrill of victory, agony of the feet
Verily, Hmmm!
Plethora steep.... Regard tiny human below...
Yes, plethora below...
"The thrill of victory... the agony of the feet!" Ah, we soar to great heights!
Hmmm...We? ...WE...?
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Skeletonnnn!!!
*Ahem!* Methinks skeletons here property of competitors...
Smallish skeleton awaiting we to take for quick spin! Gnot to worry - I return it ...soonish...
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Gnaturally Curly
Yes, truly action-packed sport! Indeed, we attempt finesse of curling!
But we lack brooms for frenetic sweeping!
Verily we lack loud trousers...
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Wheeeeee!
Two-man, Two-gnome bobsleddd!
Oh we hitch for ride! We stowaways once more!
Pointy surprise for two-man should he sit back too soon....
Thursday, February 13, 2014
BOBSLEDDDD!
Wind fills our hoods! Speed fills our faces!
Fear fills our hearts...!
Mayhap we try four-man bobsledd next?
Mayhap we return two-man bobsledd before we busted!
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Postcard from Sochi
Greetings from Sochi, regard we participate with Opening Ceremonies!
We bear Olympic flag!
мы суперзвезды!!
Sunday, January 5, 2014
We are the snegg men, we are the snegg men...koo koo ka choo...
Verily, snegging abounds. Mayhap we make sneggman in own likenesses.
Own likeness would make ...snegnomes...!
Hmmm, methinks a song... we are the sneggmen, we are the sneggmen, we are the walrus....
Yes, Walrus! Verily 'tis arctically cold - mayhap walrus climate now.
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