Cloak of Invisibility

Such gnews!  Invisibility cloak!  Truly objects vanish from view in three dimensions!

Hmmf!  Dubiousness of such magic.  This gnot Hogwarts.. this Cambridge!

German scientist... Karlsruhe Institute of Technology!  Former Kernforschungszentrum Karlsruhe...

Vladimir, we trying invisibility once, you recalling 2007 November?

Here, I quote Science: "Invisible cape...made of crystals ...air spaces ... bend light to hide...

Agh, here goes we again... invisibleness gnot suiting to me!!!!!

UNundead at last

Aaaggghhhhh!  Such conversions from UNdead to unUNdead! 
Negating moleculicity of structurals between worlds....  exhausting truly... I drain... but gnormal at last.

Why such events always befall Vladimir, who only wish peaceness and safety for all... truly we need vacation.

2B or not 2B

Cure to riddance of UNdead Vampyrishness!
Under moonish night... dig deepish circle hole... line with starlight and raindroppings... two clovings garlic at bottom.
Make breath then, hood-in at 64 degree angle... for all blood to fall to head... inhaling garlicky fume... counting to 100.

Opening eyes to see if reflection yet in dark of hole.  If yes, then Vampirishness solution successfully!

Up a Tree

You there, small boney one!
You daren't descend -- fearing unDead reefercussions!
Truly I ferocious you up up up and away from lurking and haunting gnuisancing!
HaHA...I guardianing gnobly as unDead.... you stay high and ... awayish...