Hat trick

Ah, Vladimir, for once you listen me and wear hat! Is cold, and invisibility must be even more cold...

Special Inkka Chullo warrior hat very warm. Truly I enjoy invisibleness...no finding amazing disappearing Vladimir!

Yes, truly you are very invisible! (But, ha ha, now you wear hat and I find you!) I have no idea where you be...

Revenge on Big Moai

Vladimir! Return here! Cease from annoying Mr Moai head!

ха, Greta! I have payback time! ха ха!

But I find spell to return you visibility!

No, NO! I am rather to liking my invincibility! I sneak with such stealth unseen! And tease Big Annoying Moai head! Must find small green moldy one to push buttons now. Gno one can catch me! Bwahahahaha!

Invisible, not invincible! Is different. Please come so I say spell for reconstitute you!

...And Wrongerer...

Did it work? Is visibility yet returned to me?

Hmmm, not so much, Vladimir...

проклятый! Hands and feet still un-appeared...

Very sorry to report...you have gone all missing.

All? Complete? As I were not here at all? Aagghhh! Such terribleness this spelling business! What to do!? I will be such missed by all....

And Wronger...

Not funny Vladimir! Stop to saying spells, feet return but you miss top!

помогите мне, Greta! Thinking to reverse but I disappear variously too much!

We seek to find spell for "Kontrol Z!"

What is this "Z"?

Undo! Undo!

Things go Horribly Wrong

Vladimir! Your feet go missing!

What? проклятый!!! I feel legs but look -- not there! Invisibility wraps from belly down! но это ужасно!

You spoke spells, Vladimir! Cause such повреждение! Now how to repairing? Why always you such trouble! We will be ground again!

Oh, fix me! fix me! Quick, give magic book of spells again. We search for перемена spell... what повреждение!

Magic and Spells

Look Vladimir, I find powerful magic book from ancient times of Stoned Age.

We make clever plan to keep safeties from Gnomenappers. Read us some spells of invisibility and disappearings!

Be careful, Vladimir, magic is not toy...

Ach, Greta, worries always! How is worst can happens? See magic sparkles jump off page, they want to make us spells! Let me read one...

Time to Leaf

I have loost Greta! Does she hide from raking chores - not like herself... but....Understand since I am the stronger and more powerful rake.

I am not loost, you тщеславный рабочий! You blizzard me with leaves! получите меня отсюда! Most dark and itchy here! Escape me! помощь!! помощь!!

Ah, perhaps good to hide from Gnomenappers...but must be better way...

Gnomenapping in Oregon!!!!

Oregon Gnomenapping! Gnomes stolen from homes and held in Police Station.

Proof to need sword for defend not just home, but much valued Gnome blogStars. Our famousness bears much risk!

"We need to get them out of here," Capt. Richard Harrison said. "... they're sitting in my chair, working on my computer..."

Unclaimed gnomes to be… auctioned! How sad for homeless gnomes.

Ach, Greta, just New World gnomes…hats, color, beards, cheeks...blecch!

This matters gnot, gnome unclaimed is like death of soul…imagine no belonging! Vladimir, is your heart become stoned?

Hmm, what fun to wait in Oregon police station and sit at desk of Captain Harrison… I wonder… does he have blog?

Vladimir, make attention! Must we more incognitoly hide for safety?

Ah, I see, perhaps we too famous now...

LimeLight

Our famousness is infecting! Blogger Guru Bill Ives stars us on his popular Portals and KM blog -- so powerful in media world of web 2.0. All eyes will turn upon us...

We do well by lime light, do we gnot?

A bit green, I think we appear us ill.

Ah we are such born stars!

Porn stars?!!!

No, no, born stars, I say BORN stars!

Fat Vlad

Agh! Such embarrassment! Greta, what happens to me?

You eat all Halloween candies, that happens to you! Warnings I gave, and you never listen! First you sick to die. Now... now... you FAT!

This largeness I do not like. Starvations must come now!

Too many of Good Things

Ohhhhh! Tummy has great pains!

Ach, Vladimir, warning of no help! You are sick with candies.

You do not help, Greta, with punishing words. Ohhhh!

Next time listen to my wisdom!

This may be death to me... ohhhh!

Halloween Loot

Look well upon looted candy in piles at feet! Most triumphant Hallowing ever!

Remember, Vladimir, not to eat all, as we say in guest appearance to Safeties of Halloween lecture...as special guest stars invited to appear on Cambridge blog...

Mmmm! So much симпатичный small packages, no harm to eat many!

But we warn against buzz of sugar...

...yes but winter over our shoulders, we need fat to protect for chill...

Ach! Warnings as tummy ache be best teacher... resist yourself!