Close Encounter of the Gnome Kind

Look, Greta!  Alien arrival!  Gnew life form approach!

Honest, Vladimir, sometimes I think you quite alien...

He friendlyness...  approach to shaking hand.  What greeting we say of alien visitor?
Доброе утро!   Как дела?  Откуда Вы прибываете?

Hmmm... he silences!  Mayhap he fearsome of me..?  Quite possible... likely!  I make ease for him....