Gnomenapping in Oregon!!!!

Oregon Gnomenapping! Gnomes stolen from homes and held in Police Station.

Proof to need sword for defend not just home, but much valued Gnome blogStars. Our famousness bears much risk!

"We need to get them out of here," Capt. Richard Harrison said. "... they're sitting in my chair, working on my computer..."

Unclaimed gnomes to be… auctioned! How sad for homeless gnomes.

Ach, Greta, just New World gnomes…hats, color, beards, cheeks...blecch!

This matters gnot, gnome unclaimed is like death of soul…imagine no belonging! Vladimir, is your heart become stoned?

Hmm, what fun to wait in Oregon police station and sit at desk of Captain Harrison… I wonder… does he have blog?

Vladimir, make attention! Must we more incognitoly hide for safety?

Ah, I see, perhaps we too famous now...