Mo Go

Big Moai Head. Hey, Big Mo, you want to mow lawn? yuk yuk yuk.

Vladimir! You are mean. He is guest, like us.

All the way from Easter Island, are you EGG HEAD? yuk yuk yuk!

остановитесь! Stop throwing insults.

I rather throw him! Back to Easter Island! Where is Easter Island?

Moai

So, he is "Moai" from Eastern Islands. Which Eastern Island - Nantucket? Big Deal, Russia is farther by much. - Vladimir

I think he said EASTER ISLAND, not Eastern Islands - Greta

Easter Island then, not spring from ground like tulip! We were not born last week, for what does he tell us these ложь?! - Vladimir

Perhaps he jokes with us. You have such easy buttons, Vladimir. - Greta

What a gnuisance!

Mr. Giant Head With Big Nose is раздражающий me!

Oh, продвиньтесь, Vladimir!! Do not judge so harsh on him, he is новый

But, Greta, this is our город...We made our footprints here! First!

Vladimir, do you not listen to my слова? Remember, this is People's Republik of Cambridge, not Gnomes' Republik of Cambridge...we may open the worms if we bite our thumbs at him.

Heads Up

My but he should have such very vigorous roots! - Greta

нет, нет, Greta, I do not believe he grow up from ground like tulip, Pooff, overnight. It is not possible. нет. - Vladimir

But where from then did he originate? He was not there, and then, forthwith, he was there! Overnight! - Greta

If he grow up from ground, then he is like weed -- invasive species of weed. This is our lawn... - Vladimir

Oh Vladimir, he is not nuisancing us. He is not even taking much territory... -Greta

...our yard... - Vladimir

...and is profoundly quiet... - Greta

...our family... - Vladimir

Beside, if he speaks the truth and did grow from ground like tulip, then he will return to soil very soon. We will see. - Greta

...invasive weed...- Vladimir

Gnew Guy

Where did HE come from? - Vlad

He is not much friendly...I am somewhat боясь. - Greta

ХА! Do not be afraid of Mr. Giant Head with Big Nose and агрессивный attitude, I protect us. - Vlad

Listen, Vladimir, he hums. It is very low, can you hear it? quite...похожий на привидение. - Greta

These are our семья...this is our house... - Vlad

His face does not be happy...maybe we take first move and say "привет"? - Greta

...our yard... - Vlad

What is this humming? It is very...powerful...- Greta

We were here first. - Vlad

Homeys

I will take nickname too. I hear Suisses apply to us "little homeys" remember? (I do not know what "homey" is. But now you are writer, maybe you know what is homey.)

My псевдоним is not nickname, it is PEN-name, for me to be writer!

Homey, maybe is like "home"? We make house into дом. We protect our домашний and человеческая семья who lives here with us. And we assure the Calcium. We are guardians. Homeys - like guardians.

If we are guards then I must have sword!

Have pen will write

Greta, You always writing now. Always the pen and the papers. And secret writings.
- Vladimir

Oh Vladimir, I am given псевдоним by important International Visitors from Suisse, I write our memoirs and we make history!
- "Gretchen" (aka, Greta)

Greta, I think you become swell-hooded with your new псевдоним. To call yourself Gretchen does not mean you do write history.
- Vladimir

Gnom de plume

Vladimir, you become jealous because I am given gnom de plume, a псевдоним, and you have not. My псевдоним is Gretchen!

да, I receive important visitors this weekend from Suisse and Ashley bring me псевдоним, since I am important writer now, and deserving of gnom de plume and they give me Gretchen! да, they come just to visit famous Blognomes. Our известность is spreading! We become large stars. It is good we hide under sunglasses so папарацци do not so much always take our photos. - Gretchen

gnome gnightmare

Is Greta gnome favourite? I fear as every one like her but I think смешной! She be all shy and I misundertand how that helps. Not good for favourite ones.

Gnosferatu

Mistaken identity. We are not infamous Greta and Vladimir innkeepers from Dracula film. We had not even yet alive then! Many dastardly characters we have acquaintanted with - mayhap Rasputin  most dastardly of all, but we acquaint not Transylvanian Count.

OK, now aliases cleared, regard snow gnomes from big storm last month when we were forbidden from computer... not to mention any names or point fingers at anyone named Vladimir...

Gnomore misbehaviour

Much grudging contrition for becoming Trouble and we be ground and banned from computer for whole entire month.  Anon.   We are plethora missed by Fans of Gnomes.
But, now we triumphant return to bloggsphere and we ponder Birthday celebrating... 109 years we will have this 23 July and we plethora much partial to vanilla frosting atop chocolate cake. 
...And where is photo of snow gnomes?

Gno Gname Calling!

Verily oh contraire!  Erasing nothing of the sort!  We Free Range Gnomes!  Amerika is free country, we voice all expression  under Amendment of free speech.  We say anything!  We do anything!  We... unstoppable!   Freeeeeeedommmmm!

Gno Permission!

Vladimir! We gnot permissioned to blog now, we will be plethora trouble!  Erase! Erase!

Gnomenclature

Just who you are calling "pill!?"

winter pill

Vladimir, why must you have such the block on your shoulder?

Do you miss bitter wind stinging through robes, hoods crusty with ice, fingers stinging pain? You previous curse Winter in Petrograd, now you full of bluster.

Stone Cold Gnomes

We Gnomes of Olde Worlde born and bread in real cold weather -- cold as tear freeze on cheek, as winds bite eyeball, as dogs stick to trees!

Verily we hear plethora complaining on mere 20degrees under zero - true winter in Petrograd we tredge many miles up hill... each way, brave bitter wind.  We laugh, Хa! at New England winter. "Хa!" we say, "ХА!"

Gnome Gnationalism

Regarding hoods, most secret and sacred of gnomish garb... we plethora proud to be Old World Gothic Gnomes - few we remaining.
(Tacky New World Gnomes porting red pointy hats and flushy cheeks ubiquiting on lawn and garden, advertising selves very cute. вот ещё!) 
We summon Jurassic Jaws to exhibit dominance over behatted New World species....
Tacky Gnew World Gnomes cheeks flush... like toilet....

Gnome Whisperers

Hmmmm... a mystery! Mayhap hoods render we invisible?  Verily we appear unseen by many... who carry on like we deaf... or worse, statues of inertness.

Verily, even we be wildered to hear murmurs we unreal...  What is real?   If we pricked, do we gnot bleed?  If we tickled, do we gnot laugh?

Great fortune our humans encourage we roam freely on yard, deck, shrubberies. We plethora help with yard work and BBQ.  Also, we very much enjoy cake!

Gnome Whisperers

Hmmmm... a mystery! Mayhap hoods render we invisible?  Verily we appear unseen by many... who carry on like we deaf... or worse, statues of inertness.

Verily, even we be wildered to hear murmurs we unreal...  What is real?   If we pricked, do we gnot bleed?  If we tickled, do we gnot laugh?

Great fortune our humans encourage we roam freely on yard, deck, shrubberies. We plethora help with yard work and BBQ.  Also, we very much enjoy cake!