Occupation Gnomes

We Occupying.  Occupying such stylish now.  We quite fashionable with Occupation.

Yes truly we Occupy on behalf of all Occupiers.

Yes Occupiers have much grievances to Occupees. 

Occupees?

Yes, those against whom Occupyers occupy....

Ah, yes.  If only we able to remember who occupy what!

Total un-Recall

No no we not fakers... we genuinely amneezed selves!

No, indeed... "we" not fakers, you faker!

We plethora amneezed, as such we forget birthday of our own human!  Truly we ungracious gnomes!

You ungracious!  I excused for amneezing myself.... truly you some bit annoying me, whoever you are!

Hedge-jacking Amnesia

Yes tragically I experience complete memory evaporating -- which render me truly innocent from hedge-jacking hi-jinx.

So you pleading innocent by insanity?

Ex-actly! I insanely innocent!  Truly I insane... Poor woeful Vladimir!  He amnesia victim.... like yourself...

Wait... you recalling own self name!  And you recalling I amnesial -- You have gnot memory evaporation!  You... faker!

Caught Red-Hooded

Methinks you caught red-hooded!  Dissemble no more - you busted - not framed!

Ah ah ah... I know gnothing of this entropic rubble! Bewilderment is I!  Truly my mind void - as like Robert Ludlum Boring Identity -- blank but in plethora trouble!

Indeed plethora ... now we both amnesial!

Oh! and you, small hooded one, who...who are you?  Ohhh I remember gnothing!

Framed!!!

Aggh!  How arrives smoking-hedge-trimmer-of-death to my own foot?  Who likely perpetrate such deed of dastardliness?  We looking bad...

We looking bad? WE looking bad??  Vicinity manifest no other visible perpetrator... verily, you only hypothetic perpetrator!

No no! Truly I... framed!

The Smoking Gun

Whaa... what happen?  Someone invade to do gigantuan mess!

Someone?

Regard volume of shrubberies massacred...truly devastation...

Uh.. methinks you kernel of such destruction....

Me? I have memory blank!  Like you...I remember gnothing! 

Regard power hedge trimmers near your feet.... and ...it ... smoking...!

Agh! Verily you correct -- smoking hedge trimmer....!