Rabbiting

Mystrious Lagomorph lurking.  We make noticing June 1, but wethinks mayhap he appearance himself priorily. 

Rather he appreciating us here; he most respecting and admiring of us.

Mayhap he invoked for archaic human ritual to "Pronounce Rabbit" first time of first gnew month day?

Mayhap he hear tails of INFamous bloggstar Gnomes of Cambridge and arrive to make us tributaries...

You mean... he pay tribute at us...?

Whateverish...

Gnarrow Escape

Torpedoes sweep through Massachusetts!  We remain low profile to escape destructive funnel. Truly we become pioneer storm chasers!

Uh, mayhap you mean Tornadoes...?

Ach, torpedoes... tornadoes...