Who is the Alpha Vladimir?

Too many Vladimirs all konfusion! I am writer, I write new spell:

UNIFY Vladimir and his selves all
Make eleven into one
Keep him sized, not cute and small
And not invisible when spell is done!

Here, have Santa Hat when finished such schizophrenics...

Vladimany

Greta! Send false ones away, I am true Vladimir! They impost my place...

Not to listen, Greta, I am Vladimir, keeper of safeties and securities...

Greta, do not heed to them. I am real Sir Vladimir the Valiant of Calcium and Cambridge...

Will the real Vladimir stand up?

What happens here? Imposters all!

Who so bring many false Vladimirs?

Greta, you help me чистка these шпионы, yes, they probably spies...

Vladimir Multiplied

Ah, spell working! Vladimir multiplies to size...
Uh oh, eyes tricking funnies......two and three Vladimirs regenerate!
Oh no! Spell multiplies him by four! By five!

See video of Vladimirs becoming many...too many!

Snow Spell

Vladimir, new spell!!
We speaked aloud, but all whiteness in big snow.

To see secret spell, roll cursor to make invisible visible... we hold fingers crossing....please to return us largened Vladimir!

MULTIPLY VLADIMIЯ TO ЯEAL SIZE
SO WE SEE HIM WITH OUЯ EYES
TOE OF FЯOG AИD EYE OF ИEWT
GET HIM HEЯE FOR CHЯISTMAS LOOT!

Keeping things under his hat

Verry again not funny Greta!

Not at all, Sir Vladimir. You in hiding from green "friend"...

Is undignified! Cannot see! What if He sneak up again? Your fault, you misspeak spell and shrink me. Please largen or invisible me again. Tinyness is not suiting me.

My fault!? Who unheeding warning and speak first spell without carefulness?

...бормотание, бормотание...must find spell before annoying Moai find me...

Slowly he turned...

Aaaaggghhhhh!

Such terribleness to be close to ground at small annoying enemy size! Perhaps even smaller...must think fast and try niceness....

Oh, Esteemed Komrad Mold--uh--Moai, ten thousand pardons for historical annoyances! Shall we say truce and make parleys for olden times? Truly I jest in previous days with you...ha ha...please to stand a bit more distance from me...ha ha...

Payback time!

A thousand curses to these смешной tiny legs...

...they do not run fast...

...must find cover before annoying Moai learning of my misfortunateness...

...where to hide from him...?

Tiny Trouble

Oh No!!! Hide me! Look who come for tormentation of unfortunate Vladimir under tinyness spell!

I am sorry, Vladimir...perhaps I read wrong spell and make you shrink... but truly, you look terrifically sweet as tiny gnome.

SO not funny Greta. You must find spell to largen me...

Size Matters

Aggh! What spell you make me? Greta, Look!



No, down here! Look me down here!



Oh ужас! I think you shrink me small!

Small Problem

Aggh! What happen?


All suddenly looking different!


Greta! Where you are?

Sneaky Spelling

Noooo Greta Stopppp!
Do not read me spell! I do not want....