Attactics

Favourite gift: Hefty Instruction Manual prepare for attack of tacky Red-Hat Garden Gnomes.

Attacky Garden Gnomes.

Yes Red-hatted Gnew World gnomes...gnomes-come-lately...

We original Olde Worlde Gothic Gnomes... authentical gnomes.

They... usurp...

We prepare to defend!

Father Frost & Snegurochka

Aggh!  Дед Мороз and Снегурочка arrive by stealth while we asleeping!

We exert to remain awake to receive them, but we cannot remain eyes wide all gnight.

But happily they leave by with подарки!  We belt carols... you join me in Tri belyh konya? 

Rather we sing Pesnya Deda Moroza  instead?!

Enter the Chocolate Gnome

Behemouth chocolate gnome arrives! Regard rich chocolatey chocolate!

Smell rich chocolatey chocolate...

Truly Christmas commence with chocolate...

...and terminate with presents!

*Yawn!* We struggle to remain awake!

Mayhap we eat behemouthy chocolate to remain us awake!

'Twas the gnight before Orthodox Christmas

Tis the gnight before Orthodox Christmas and all 'round the yard...
Gnot a creature is stirring, except two plethora obedient loyal trustworthy honorable gnomes who work very hard...

Truly we deserving of many gifts and presents!

 Gifts and presents?

Yes, and chocolates...! OH, hardly we sleep, we so excitable!

The Year of the Gnome

Happy Gnew Year!

Yes, truly 2012 belong to we!

2012 designation Year of the Gnome!

Fortune smile upon we; Gnomes everywhere bask in слава! 

Our Time Comes!