Wherefor Boxing Day?

Ah well.  Here we are.  Boxing Day.

Indeed.  We boxed.

Hmmmm.

Now what?

Carpé Trimmers

Ah!  Success! I grasp hedge trimmers!  Bwahahaha!   Prepare for power surge....

*click*

Prepare for...

*click*

Prepare....

*click*

ach! проклятия!!!   Wha...?

Fair is foul and foul is fair....

Oh! Oh! Regard!  Power tools unattended -- and in proximality of we!  

Hmmm... "Is this a hedge trimmer I see before me, the handle toward my hand?  Come let me clutch thee!  I have thee not, and yet I see thee still!"

Hark!  they beckon to we!  They address we to venture forth to seize they!

Mmmm, rather I suspect temptation to trouble... recall Weird Sisters' warning....

Oh they full of "double double toilet trouble...." 

*Ahem!*  Methinks rather "toil and trouble..."

Verily, Greta, you plethora afearing trouble!  obvious they placement here for we! Regard - I approach... closer... closer....

Oh by the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes!

iGnomes-in-waiting

Still we await call from Mr Apple.

Indeed! He plethora busy inventing...

iPhone.... iPad... iWatch...

iWinnebago... iSwissArmyKnife....

Mr iVe is iNventor! 

We invent iPhose! 

We iGnomes!

Phose

We must needs christen new invention ....  with clever name! 

Hmm.. a name...  Easyspeak?   Bound sound?  Teletwister?  Phose?

Phose!  Ah Yes!  Phose!  We brilliant clever!

Thank you!

We rename to iPhose when Apple acquires we! 

 

Breaking the Sound Barrier

Success!  Verily, we speak gnormally ...yet sound clear as life...

*Ahem*!  Ye-es....almost as if we ...in same room! 

Indeed!  ...No echo... no wait... no statistics...

*ahem!* methinks you mean to say no "static"....

... and, regard!  We also visual!   Truly technologic success.  Mayhap we appeal for patience... earn millions...

*Ahem...*  Methinks you mean to say... patent?  (Mayhap patience also excellent thought....)

You hear me now yet?

Hello? 

Hello?

Hello? 

Hello?

I move to front steps, you hearing me now yet?

Indeed I hearing AND regarding you... But... I hearing you from front door, not from speaker....

Gnome Phone

Hello?  hello?  Do you hearing me?

Привет? Привет?

Is this "on"?  эта вещь "на"?  

Verily, I speak to mouthpiece....

Indeed, I hear... but from around house, not through ear spout...

Better I descend steps.... do you hearing me now?

Mayhap we move closer.....?

So close... and yet....

Ow! Oh!  Much pain!  Methinks I well hurt!

Tch!  I make you grave misgiving!  Plank plethora narrow ... you plethora.... disbalanced....

Ohhhhh .... plethora miserableness!  Help rise me, Greta.  Again attempt me to walk plank....so close!  Verily I feel almost wind in hood for riding....

Stairway to Heaven

Ah, it returns!

Shiny!  Breathtaking!

Exquisite!  Ravenous!

*ahem!* wethinks you mean "Raveshing... "

We tremble with anticip-p-p-p-pation!   I shall ascend....

 Take care... regard plank... some bit unstable?

I walk the plank!  arrghhh!

Pay Gno Attention to that Gnome Behind the Snow

ahh yes... sadly snow and ice still encapsulate we... otherwise we offer selves for help.  To shovel... gather branches and debris.... clean up raccoon poop....

*ahem!* ONE of we released from ....

Tch! Tch!  I remain loyally 'til YOU release; we team!  we pair!  we infamous Gnomes of Cambridge!

Verily, YOU released from icy igloo.... YOU avail to offer...

Sssshhhh!  I remain obscure.... behind glacier...

Did we miss the apocalypse?

Ultra-coziness inside igloo!  Spooky quiet.  We plethora-insulated! 

And ICE-olated!

Hark! Hear... muffled noise...

Mayhap melting drips?

Supposing apocalypse while we cozy homely in here?  Supposing we emerge in spring to world ended... supposing...

Supposing we revel in no shoveling and more cocoa?

Ah.  Indeed. Cocoa.     Yet... supposing....

Igloo Test Kitchen

Hark!  More snow falls out there?  We hear soft thuds...

Indeed.   Snow must be in great pieces...  ground trembles as snow lands.  Like Giant Footfalls!

Mayhap some roof raking happening out there?

But in HERE, regard, latest culinary endeavor....  mmmmm.

Uh oh... odd number.  We make large one in halves to share...

Inside the Igloo

Oh we unlikely to see daylight until Springtime!
Snow heavying.... and silent!



Verily, quite roomy in here!

Comfy, too!  Snow plethora insulation!

Regard we in homely igloo!

Yes, we quite homely here!

Indeed!  Tea?

The IceGnome Cometh

Wethinks blizzard arriveth!   Plethora snow abounds...

Plethora and plethora!  Abounder and abounder....!  Regard, pitch white! 


Hmmm... we alone?  Abandon?  Mayhap we need some bit of help... helloooooo?



                                         Verily, I hear help approacheth! 
         Shoveling sounds ... come...  Rescue imminent! 



Hmmmm... Shoveling sounds cease.  All quiet on Eastern front...  feel smallish breeze to left?  Yet, we remain ... helloooo?

Noooooooo!  Oh!  Oh!  Surely we buried alive...!!!   Helllllpppppp!

a watched bmw never grows

Hmmmm.  Still quite smallish.

Yes she does grow up plethora slow, even as we await with much patience...

 ... and much anticipation...

Verily anticip-p-p-p-p-pation!

Methinks mayhap we water her.... to inspire... growth?

No, no... irrigations useless for BMWs....  try chocolates...!