Gnu Year Wishes

We down for count to new year!  2013 we arrive soon!

Uh...methinks expression is "countdown".  Down for count verily signify something... else.

Ah, truly then we count down to new year!  We have much gusto!  And beignet wishes.

Beignet wishes?  With powder sugar?

No, beignet wishes -  for peace on earth, good will toward human and gnomes, more chocolate for all...

Benign wishes...?

Yes, those too.

Hoodlum

Oh look!  A smallish visitor!

Hmmmf!  Small annoying pointy creature.

Truly hood is pointy!

Methinks hood dis proportioned!   Mayhap he compensating...?

Dark Matter

We swath in Dark Matter.

Yes, verily we Dark.

Dark...dark...dark.

темный...темный...темный.

Hmmm.  Mayhap flowers clash on our Dark theme...

Hmmm yes.  Probably we best lose flowers...

Oh, the irony, the IRONY!

Hmm.

Hmmm.

We discover stealth hiding place of attractive power washer...

But, alack, we unable to reach handle to open door...

A thousand curses at our vertically challenged ancestral DNA...

Seek and ye shall Find

Ah HA!

After much seeking and suspicion we stealth discover hiding place of power washer!

Oh ho, now we aid and abet spring cleaning!

Truly it wants that we find it.

Mayhap actually it discovers we!

Pi-kus

Piku for Pi Day:

Blueberry, cherry
Pi finds area of Pies
Magic ratio

PiGnomes

No, not "Pig Gnomes"...today we celebrate Pie Day!  Regard us our Pie!

*ahem!* Pi Day. We regarding a Pi Pie!

How it looks deliciously at us.  Mayhap we take some small slice?

Certainly we trade small slice for Pi haiku...

ParaGnoming

We paraGnomes! We paraGnomes!

We sideblinded when hoods catch wind!  We fly with no gravitas!

Hold rope, we catch BIG AIR!

Truly we full of air! We make wind!

Wind Socks

Oh nooooo... now we slanty the other waaaaay!

Yes hoods catch wind like sails!

Soon we be ParaGnomes!  Defiant to Gravitas!

Gusty Gnomes

So much windyness!  We gnearly blow away!

Weather plethora gusty -- we befeebled from hanging tight to furniture.  Our fingers remain clenching, like stone! 

Yes, we anchor furniture from making sail.

Mayhap we bowed permanently, like trees, from harsh wind.  We attempt orthotical posture....

Family Trees!

Truly they resembling us well!

Yes indeed, though some bit more tall.

And more slim...

Mayhap we have ROOTS more tall and slim!

Hyper Boles

No, we gnot sulking, we hypernating!  Mayhap our absence inducts Gnome-Appreciation sensation.

HIBernating! We in state of hibernation.

No, we in state of Massachusetts.  People's Republik of Cambridge if we exacting.  We hypernating during winter season of ignoramusing us..

Mayhap you mean ignoring us....

...as we prevented from blogging with fandom.  Truly we censored...

Truly you getting fat and oddly strange.  Mayhap you need exercise!

Ayeeee, such a long season, winter.  Yes we exorcise cold weather; hypernation stirring us crazy!

Attactics

Favourite gift: Hefty Instruction Manual prepare for attack of tacky Red-Hat Garden Gnomes.

Attacky Garden Gnomes.

Yes Red-hatted Gnew World gnomes...gnomes-come-lately...

We original Olde Worlde Gothic Gnomes... authentical gnomes.

They... usurp...

We prepare to defend!

Father Frost & Snegurochka

Aggh!  Дед Мороз and Снегурочка arrive by stealth while we asleeping!

We exert to remain awake to receive them, but we cannot remain eyes wide all gnight.

But happily they leave by with подарки!  We belt carols... you join me in Tri belyh konya? 

Rather we sing Pesnya Deda Moroza  instead?!

Enter the Chocolate Gnome

Behemouth chocolate gnome arrives! Regard rich chocolatey chocolate!

Smell rich chocolatey chocolate...

Truly Christmas commence with chocolate...

...and terminate with presents!

*Yawn!* We struggle to remain awake!

Mayhap we eat behemouthy chocolate to remain us awake!

'Twas the gnight before Orthodox Christmas

Tis the gnight before Orthodox Christmas and all 'round the yard...
Gnot a creature is stirring, except two plethora obedient loyal trustworthy honorable gnomes who work very hard...

Truly we deserving of many gifts and presents!

 Gifts and presents?

Yes, and chocolates...! OH, hardly we sleep, we so excitable!

The Year of the Gnome

Happy Gnew Year!

Yes, truly 2012 belong to we!

2012 designation Year of the Gnome!

Fortune smile upon we; Gnomes everywhere bask in слава! 

Our Time Comes!