Lonely Gnomelies

Guarding home while люди away in South Amerika but became lonely.

All safing except for aggression-bearing grackoons and sparking skwerrils who act for if they own deck. Birds we do gnot mind unless dropping dirty businesses on our heads, this we dis-appreciate.

Annoying Moais kept in place fearing us greatly. Small green one nowhere seen - surely he fleed in great fear, large one remains fronting near cars.

One large intruder with white scar we scare off with brandishing weapons and Russian curses, though faced with superbly heinous stink. We frighten him much, our bravery and our fierceness gnows gno boundaries...

Faithfull to family fiefdom, dauntless to ever death, Protectors of perimeter
-- Greta and Vladimir, valiant homeys.