Millinery Musings

Greta, I am thinking Inkka
warriors use Chullo hats for
helmets. I, too, wear Chullo
helmet, like great Inkka - we
braveries have much in common. - V

Me, I am thinking Inkka derive

from "Ink" so they be great penners of stories,
like I, writing memoirs...we "Inkers" have much in common. - G

Wonderfully we wear our Peru heads, don't you think? Let us admire once more again...

INkka Style

We are bestowed Inkka hats similar exactly to ancient Andean Inkka people for centuries!

Very strong empire Inkka build with these Chullo hats! Largest empire ever in Amerika until Pizzaro, that ублюдок, put last Inkka to death exactly 474 years ago this very day! We wear hats in sorrowful tribute for Atahualpa, last true Inkka king.

Many thanks to our люди for bringing us these Chullos from far-away Peru, they esteem our guarding and valor greatly.

Lonely Gnomelies

Guarding home while люди away in South Amerika but became lonely.

All safing except for aggression-bearing grackoons and sparking skwerrils who act for if they own deck. Birds we do gnot mind unless dropping dirty businesses on our heads, this we dis-appreciate.

Annoying Moais kept in place fearing us greatly. Small green one nowhere seen - surely he fleed in great fear, large one remains fronting near cars.

One large intruder with white scar we scare off with brandishing weapons and Russian curses, though faced with superbly heinous stink. We frighten him much, our bravery and our fierceness gnows gno boundaries...

Faithfull to family fiefdom, dauntless to ever death, Protectors of perimeter
-- Greta and Vladimir, valiant homeys.

Gnoble Gnomes

Now - holding sparkling fire on stick -- it is like gnoble gnomes again.

And small Big Moai Head is nowhere to see! Heh, heh, heh to him, I say. We celebrate our gnobility - call for sword, I hear many dangers!

Vladimir! You cannot do sword...after power machete incident and gnitting gneedles! (another story, another time.)

Ach, you so worry! We are homeys, holding much responsibility for when all are away soon and we hold all safeties in our grasps!