Gnosferatu

Mistaken identity. We are not infamous Greta and Vladimir innkeepers from Dracula film. We had not even yet alive then! Many dastardly characters we have acquaintanted with - mayhap Rasputin  most dastardly of all, but we acquaint not Transylvanian Count.

OK, now aliases cleared, regard snow gnomes from big storm last month when we were forbidden from computer... not to mention any names or point fingers at anyone named Vladimir...