Gnom de plume

Vladimir, you become jealous because I am given gnom de plume, a псевдоним, and you have not. My псевдоним is Gretchen!

да, I receive important visitors this weekend from Suisse and Ashley bring me псевдоним, since I am important writer now, and deserving of gnom de plume and they give me Gretchen! да, they come just to visit famous Blognomes. Our известность is spreading! We become large stars. It is good we hide under sunglasses so папарацци do not so much always take our photos. - Gretchen

gnome gnightmare

Is Greta gnome favourite? I fear as every one like her but I think смешной! She be all shy and I misundertand how that helps. Not good for favourite ones.

Gnosferatu

Mistaken identity. We are not infamous Greta and Vladimir innkeepers from Dracula film. We had not even yet alive then! Many dastardly characters we have acquaintanted with - mayhap Rasputin  most dastardly of all, but we acquaint not Transylvanian Count.

OK, now aliases cleared, regard snow gnomes from big storm last month when we were forbidden from computer... not to mention any names or point fingers at anyone named Vladimir...

Gnomore misbehaviour

Much grudging contrition for becoming Trouble and we be ground and banned from computer for whole entire month.  Anon.   We are plethora missed by Fans of Gnomes.
But, now we triumphant return to bloggsphere and we ponder Birthday celebrating... 109 years we will have this 23 July and we plethora much partial to vanilla frosting atop chocolate cake. 
...And where is photo of snow gnomes?