Gnome Whisperers

Hmmmm... a mystery! Mayhap hoods render we invisible?  Verily we appear unseen by many... who carry on like we deaf... or worse, statues of inertness.

Verily, even we be wildered to hear murmurs we unreal...  What is real?   If we pricked, do we gnot bleed?  If we tickled, do we gnot laugh?

Great fortune our humans encourage we roam freely on yard, deck, shrubberies. We plethora help with yard work and BBQ.  Also, we very much enjoy cake!