Gno Gname Calling!

Verily oh contraire!  Erasing nothing of the sort!  We Free Range Gnomes!  Amerika is free country, we voice all expression  under Amendment of free speech.  We say anything!  We do anything!  We... unstoppable!   Freeeeeeedommmmm!

Gno Permission!

Vladimir! We gnot permissioned to blog now, we will be plethora trouble!  Erase! Erase!

Gnomenclature

Just who you are calling "pill!?"

winter pill

Vladimir, why must you have such the block on your shoulder?

Do you miss bitter wind stinging through robes, hoods crusty with ice, fingers stinging pain? You previous curse Winter in Petrograd, now you full of bluster.

Stone Cold Gnomes

We Gnomes of Olde Worlde born and bread in real cold weather -- cold as tear freeze on cheek, as winds bite eyeball, as dogs stick to trees!

Verily we hear plethora complaining on mere 20degrees under zero - true winter in Petrograd we tredge many miles up hill... each way, brave bitter wind.  We laugh, Хa! at New England winter. "Хa!" we say, "ХА!"

Gnome Gnationalism

Regarding hoods, most secret and sacred of gnomish garb... we plethora proud to be Old World Gothic Gnomes - few we remaining.
(Tacky New World Gnomes porting red pointy hats and flushy cheeks ubiquiting on lawn and garden, advertising selves very cute. вот ещё!) 
We summon Jurassic Jaws to exhibit dominance over behatted New World species....
Tacky Gnew World Gnomes cheeks flush... like toilet....

Gnome Whisperers

Hmmmm... a mystery! Mayhap hoods render we invisible?  Verily we appear unseen by many... who carry on like we deaf... or worse, statues of inertness.

Verily, even we be wildered to hear murmurs we unreal...  What is real?   If we pricked, do we gnot bleed?  If we tickled, do we gnot laugh?

Great fortune our humans encourage we roam freely on yard, deck, shrubberies. We plethora help with yard work and BBQ.  Also, we very much enjoy cake!

Gnome Whisperers

Hmmmm... a mystery! Mayhap hoods render we invisible?  Verily we appear unseen by many... who carry on like we deaf... or worse, statues of inertness.

Verily, even we be wildered to hear murmurs we unreal...  What is real?   If we pricked, do we gnot bleed?  If we tickled, do we gnot laugh?

Great fortune our humans encourage we roam freely on yard, deck, shrubberies. We plethora help with yard work and BBQ.  Also, we very much enjoy cake!