Yuuuuuge leaf pile!

We toil and toil for yard rake-up.

Verily, we gather leaf droppings with vigour.  Plethora piles of leafs.

Indeed, people are saying... leaf pile yuuuuge as Jina!

Yuuuuuuge pile!  Believe we, YUUUUUUGE!

Shall we tweet yuuuugeness?

Jumping cables

Ah, JUMPING cables!

Alas, expired battery due to unseasonal coldness and snowness...

But what fun to jump on car! Help me to ascend...

*Ahem*!  Methinks you deliver extra preposition ... Jumping car very dissimilar to jumping on car... regard... we bypass dead battery to bring current from positive terminal in live battery to positive terminal of dead battery...  see...?

(Vrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!)

It's aliiiiiiive!  It's aliiiiiive!  Ach, such power!  Bwahahaha!   I feel jumping rampage growing in me... what shall we jump next?

Supreme Gnomes

Shall we offer selfs for vacancy?

Verily we wear robes indeed well.

Gnomes under-representing on SJC.

Indeed, Gnomes plethora Minority.

We quite fond of pillars....
...and gavels...!

Girding for Attack

We gird lions in preparation for nefarious assault!

*Ahem*! Methinks you mean "Girding Loins"....

Verily we distinctive separate gnome species from New World Tacky Gnomes with hats of colour!  We help, we guard, we toil... we not infest!

Mayhap we learn to play saxophone, too....

Here be Dragons?

We relocate derriere and dessous for snow season... seek sanctuary in case of Snowgeddon deja vu again...

...seek interesting activities at new winter abode.... Regard!  A big box...

Hark! Wethinks to hear gurgling inside .... Mayhap we investigate?

Mayhap a dragon dessous...