Carpé Trimmers

Ah!  Success! I grasp hedge trimmers!  Bwahahaha!   Prepare for power surge....

*click*

Prepare for...

*click*

Prepare....

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ach! проклятия!!!   Wha...?

Fair is foul and foul is fair....

Oh! Oh! Regard!  Power tools unattended -- and in proximality of we!  

Hmmm... "Is this a hedge trimmer I see before me, the handle toward my hand?  Come let me clutch thee!  I have thee not, and yet I see thee still!"

Hark!  they beckon to we!  They address we to venture forth to seize they!

Mmmm, rather I suspect temptation to trouble... recall Weird Sisters' warning....

Oh they full of "double double toilet trouble...." 

*Ahem!*  Methinks rather "toil and trouble..."

Verily, Greta, you plethora afearing trouble!  obvious they placement here for we! Regard - I approach... closer... closer....

Oh by the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes!