iGnomes-in-waiting

Still we await call from Mr Apple.

Indeed! He plethora busy inventing...

iPhone.... iPad... iWatch...

iWinnebago... iSwissArmyKnife....

Mr iVe is iNventor! 

We invent iPhose! 

We iGnomes!

Phose

We must needs christen new invention ....  with clever name! 

Hmm.. a name...  Easyspeak?   Bound sound?  Teletwister?  Phose?

Phose!  Ah Yes!  Phose!  We brilliant clever!

Thank you!

We rename to iPhose when Apple acquires we! 

 

Breaking the Sound Barrier

Success!  Verily, we speak gnormally ...yet sound clear as life...

*Ahem*!  Ye-es....almost as if we ...in same room! 

Indeed!  ...No echo... no wait... no statistics...

*ahem!* methinks you mean to say no "static"....

... and, regard!  We also visual!   Truly technologic success.  Mayhap we appeal for patience... earn millions...

*Ahem...*  Methinks you mean to say... patent?  (Mayhap patience also excellent thought....)

You hear me now yet?

Hello? 

Hello?

Hello? 

Hello?

I move to front steps, you hearing me now yet?

Indeed I hearing AND regarding you... But... I hearing you from front door, not from speaker....

Gnome Phone

Hello?  hello?  Do you hearing me?

Привет? Привет?

Is this "on"?  эта вещь "на"?  

Verily, I speak to mouthpiece....

Indeed, I hear... but from around house, not through ear spout...

Better I descend steps.... do you hearing me now?

Mayhap we move closer.....?