Woe is We

*sigh!*  alas, owner of shiny BMW is not we.  *sigh!*

But we have cake...and candles....

No open road, no wind-filled hoods... We blow flame, wish for ample shiny chromey BMW.  

...regard such chocolatey goodness...

Mmm... ye-es... chocolate ...  Still....

Testostergnome

Ooooooooh!  Ecstasy!  Regard we our birthday present?   Methinks a BMW R1200GS?!   

Truly our conduct of dignity and patients merits lavishness!  

Regard shiny eggy colour!  Regard most powerful engine!  Regard sparkley chrome!  Regard ample amplitude!  Regard ...

Hmmm... regard surge of testosterone! 

Anticip-p-p-p-p-pation

Joy and Joyness!  Anticipation of birthday gift ... promises of velocity and daring doings!

Mmmf, methinks also anticipation of sharing!

Plethora excitement!  Adrenaline!

...And testosterone!

Hardly we contain selves of excitement!  We quite incontinent!

*Ahem!* methinks you mean to say we "incontinental"...

A Mighty Wind

Verily, power returns!  Orange chord is plethora effective.  I make much wind, yes?   Greta...?    Speak, Greta?  I have made too much wind at you...?

*gasp*  unsurprised you have plethora air...  you are veritable bag of wind....  now... please to help me rise...