Old and Sighing

Truly, we old acquaintance each other ...  but we forget days of old and sighing?

No, *ahem*, wording is auld lang syne... means as "days of yore"...  poem of Sir Robert Burns....

Ah, yes of course.  Hmmm.... days of your... what?  Days of your... acquaintancing?  Songs?  Toasts?

No, days of yore... of olden times...

Ah, well, no matter... we toast ...  to count out auld year...   we welcome to 2014!

Hallowthanksmas

We do not understand "what's wrong with this picture?" 

Verily we abundantly feel portrait captures two of most favourite holidays of we.

What?  What is meaning of "over the top"?

Oh?  Really?  Why, yes, mayhap candies happen to both Hallowing and Xmas... yes, truly, we had not noticed such similarness....

We await arrival of Дед Мороз....

Hallowing!

Hallowing arrives! We awaight gnight fall!

Yes, trick and treating to collect candies.  We hoard to ration until next Hallowing.

Well... mayhap we celebration with small feeding frenzy tonight, THEN we hoard.

Hmm... hoard / ration attempt never goes successful.

Truly we joyous celebrate favourite holiday of Hallowing!

oh, and Red Sox take World Series at home!   esruC is desrever!

Abduction!

They come next for we!

*Hmmmf!* I un afraid of goofing wide mouthed Pac Aliens.  Many such Pacs required for strength of removing we.  We here for durathon.

...Duration?

We here for Duration.  Gnomes are forever.

Gnight of the Zucchini

Ah verily, a Harvest Moon - levitating Zucchinis from the ground...

Yes, we summon the Great Zucchinis... we chant, we invoke... Truly Hallowing is nigh...

Oh yes!  Hallowing! Trick and Treats! And costumes - we must address our costumes!

And summon some candy...nigh!

                                                       Mayhap we costume as Zucchinis!

Blazing Birthday!

Oh magnificent birthday present!  Our own personal fire engine!  We near swoon from ecstasy - truly we jackpot this birthday! Regard, firefighters run towards we... wearing party fireman hats...and party fireman oxygen tanks... they bring giant hoses and pickaxes to we... oh such gifts they bear for we! 

*sniff*  *sniff*  hmm... we smell smoke...Mayhap cake burns?  Candles on  fire?

'Tis the Season

Ahh tis most favoured season!
No, most favoured season is Birthdays - July!
Ok second most favoured season.
No, that makes Halloween.
OK... third most...
Christmas...
OK... Power Washing season most favoured season without candy.

Does this Robe Make Me Look Fat?

Methinks this robe makes my задний look big.... Reflection not sure flattering my best .... Mmm mayhap I try new style?  Or colour?  What observation you have, Vladimir?  Does robe make me look жир?  Vladimir?  Vladimir?

Me? Hmm?  Oh!  Regard! A squirrel!  

Every year is Year of the Gnome!

Regard Year of The Gnome!

Again? 

Yes, truly unusual!  Most assuredly we special.

With meteors over homeland, too!

Yes, truly we blaze, we dazzle!

Gnegotiation

Verily we gnegotiating tricky business of Porch Space Allocating.

Front Steps represent Primest Real Estate for Winter Season.

Emissary quite persuading ....and patient... we consideration him...

 OH NO!!  Something we say?

Speak to We!

Truly we receive Cold Shoulder!

Epic

The ice pile recedeth!  We see clearly now, the snow be gone...

EPIC snow! 

We hold fort during Epic Blizzard.  We steadfast ... neither wind nor rain nor....

EPIC snow...

We dauntless. 

We EPIC...

Oh, the Pressure! The Pressure!

We faint from ecstasy!  We palpitate! We breathless! We.... speechless! 

Verily we await "Rites of Spring" and "Season of Scouring" with anticipation, and some bit impatience!

Oh... to grip wand and experience surge of pressure.....ahhh.

Mayhap we need not to await for Spring... mayhap Winter Cleaning Ritual commence...