ParaGnoming

We paraGnomes! We paraGnomes!

We sideblinded when hoods catch wind!  We fly with no gravitas!

Hold rope, we catch BIG AIR!

Truly we full of air! We make wind!

Wind Socks

Oh nooooo... now we slanty the other waaaaay!

Yes hoods catch wind like sails!

Soon we be ParaGnomes!  Defiant to Gravitas!

Gusty Gnomes

So much windyness!  We gnearly blow away!

Weather plethora gusty -- we befeebled from hanging tight to furniture.  Our fingers remain clenching, like stone! 

Yes, we anchor furniture from making sail.

Mayhap we bowed permanently, like trees, from harsh wind.  We attempt orthotical posture....

Family Trees!

Truly they resembling us well!

Yes indeed, though some bit more tall.

And more slim...

Mayhap we have ROOTS more tall and slim!

Hyper Boles

No, we gnot sulking, we hypernating!  Mayhap our absence inducts Gnome-Appreciation sensation.

HIBernating! We in state of hibernation.

No, we in state of Massachusetts.  People's Republik of Cambridge if we exacting.  We hypernating during winter season of ignoramusing us..

Mayhap you mean ignoring us....

...as we prevented from blogging with fandom.  Truly we censored...

Truly you getting fat and oddly strange.  Mayhap you need exercise!

Ayeeee, such a long season, winter.  Yes we exorcise cold weather; hypernation stirring us crazy!