Siege

Agh she siege me! I concealed yet captived in stealth grotto ... in gneed of invisibility spell... but how smuggle Power Washer without draw gnotice?  

Ah! She turn for distraction.. quick make I dashing sprint? or re-search again spell for disappearances...?  Oh, distract... distract...!  Look yonder!

Incognomo

Ah! I incognition here in ferny flora... she gnever suspect hidden grotto... stealthy I secret myself.

Truly methinks own self deserving birthday Power Washer.  Me, myself, plethora experienced in Power Toys, uh.. Power Tools...

Mayhap I teach Greta some few power skills .. after I test drive giften Power Washer.

AWOL

Stop! You corrupt Power Washer!  Was gift to we both! Vladimir!

Ha HA!  Catch *puff * puff* me! Law is nineteenths possession!  Quickly I flee!

Vladimir, you vigorously gnavish... *puff * puff* arrrghh!

I first usage destiny! Regard *pant * pant* my speediness!

HydroGnomes

oh we thrilling with gift! Personalized Power Washer of our own selves!

Truly we free range power washers!

Such fortitude we carry!

Such Hydronical strength!

Greta, methink I be primary Hydrognome...

Happy Birthday for Us!

Today! Today! Today!

Yes, we -- Greta!!! You grow... tall...!

Today we arrive at birthday 113th! 

Over night!  You grow...!?

Suppose we request birthday coffee for begin celebration?

You more tall than... ME!

Sugar? 

Ahhh! Greta, you elevate on pedestal!  *Ahem!* MY pedestal...!

Cream?

Greta...we exchange places after some time?

Birthday countdown

One day more!  We counting!

113!  So fast we grow up!

Yes, Greta you almost high as me now.  Mayhap you find growth spurting!?

We celebrate birthdays - ice creams?  Cakes?  Disneyworld?

Cleanliness is Gnext to Gnomliness

hmm... regard us!  We infinitely cleanly now!

Much improved we feel! Intensely attractive we be! Sparkly bright we are!

Yes, we powerful cleanly!  Truly we approaching alabaster white!

Oh, admire us our gnew cleanishness! Fans must needs wear sunglasses for our dazzleness!

LaundroGnomes

Aaaggghhh!  Sspllfft!  Plaagh!

We force-cleaned!

Stealth attack from GrimeBuster!

We melllllting!  We mellllting!

Oh... but... regard the brownness of water leaving us...

Mayhap in truth, we carry some bit grime...

Attack of the Power Washer

Ach! Powerwasher attacking we gnomes! Help! Help!

We captivated! He tangle us fearsomely!

Mayhap we appearance ourselves grimy?

Oh gno, we hoping he gnot power wash us...

PowerGnomes

It arrives! Tis the seasonal season for power tools!  Power hedgers, power mowers, power washers...

Divine we that Power GrimeBuster arrive by stealth last night?

Truly this is sign...a message for we powerful Gnomes! Mayhap we obliging to lend for some powering!

Uh, I think you mean borrow for some powering...

I borrow it to you after I finishing power GrimeBusting....

Solidarity!

We flocking to Bolungarvik for Solidaritarizing with Peevish Icelandish  Elfs.

Yes we join with hidden people opposition for avalanche barricades:
"2-4-6-8! 
Gno More Dynamate!"  

Here we hiatus our protesting and pranking to make hot springs visit - very gnice waters.... ahhh!

Lucky Like

Already Lucky Lagomorph bring us lucky luck!

Yes!  Regard where lucky luck make LIKE button to appearance on world famous gnome blog!

Two LIKE buttons - oh, plethoras of LIKE buttons on all entries!  Such exciting buzz for our fortune and fame!

Plethoras of LIKES we attracting from admiring fans!

Oh, we so famous!

Rabbit luck

"RABBIT!" We invoking small lagomorph this first of July for luck.

Yes, hoping big-eared small one retains mystical powers (much like ourselves) to spread удача for we and our humans.

Sinisterness and scaryness will gnot dare to approach us!

Yes, we quite safe from unlucky luck this month!

And yet.... somehow... I feeling vague sense of...