Keeping up with the Montagues

New World Gnomes recent arrivals to Gnomish culture.  Red hats and moonish faces lacking dignifying bearing of we Olde Worlde Gothic gnomes.

Gnever was a story of more woe than this of Juliet & her Gnomeo.

Truly, we bite our thumbs at them!

Confessions of Snow Magnates

We confess...We guilty.  We bring massive snows to attack Gnew England!

Yes, our powerfulness summon crippling snowstorm; truly we magnatic for snow. 

All in path of destruction fear us...  we massively potent!

Mayhap we conjure Oobleck next...