Birthdays R we!

112 years we have now!

Truly gnome years pass different from human years.

Yes, still we adolescenting! 

Me, I still prefer 111.  Much gnicer number.

When we permitted to operate vehicles and heavy machinery?

Hmm, gnot sure enough gnome years ever for that...

Many happy birthdays to us!  We live long and prospering!

...it hums for thee....

Hmm.  Mayhap different button ingition us?  We residual at stationary location!

Mayhap we bias a bit more forwarding?  OK?  один...два...три -- lean front!

hmm. Yet gnothing. We inertiaed!  Law of Gnewton -- we bodies resting remain resting.

How to initialize motion.. hmmm...

Ask gnot for whom the lawn mower hums....

We gnotice grass gneeding shave... ah look, smallish tractor...  surely gnot hard to arouse and mobilize...

Vladimir, this predicting immediate trouble!  Step away from enginey thing...

Hmmf, you rain no fun on my brilliance!  We helping with yard maintainment!

Yes, recalling "Gnome Ranger" of power hedge trimmers last time...  Hurricane Vladimir punish yard...  i fear...

No fear, we watch many times humans ride lawn tractor.  Help me look for "start" button....

Rain Reigns

We serious flagging still... see how we committed?!  No aliasing here, suspicions arresting.

Yes, we just homely gnomelies... make ready for anticipate deluge... flashing floods... great torrenting of downpours...  we securing perimeter... mayhap we switch on sump pump at critical moment...  where is ark when we gneed...?

Red, White, & Blue

Look!  We all Stars & Stripey!  Gno Russian spying here!  We aggressive patriotic!

Fearing we magnet suspicion now with news break of Cambridge Couple secret Russian spies.  We thinking Cold War finish, but mayhap Warm War.

We so famous; gnatural we attract gnotice!  Truly we just law-abdicating citizens!  We know gnothing!


Ahem, mayhap we sing American nationalist songs .....!