ET Phone Gnome

Ahem, Vladimir... mayhap alien request to present to Leader, not Weeder?   He gnew with English, so likely garble some languageisms, gnot like we who discourse variedly with vast vocabularies!

Perforcely you surmising, Greta, gno doubt he missioning to Leader - interestinger than weeder!  Mayhap message from outerest space for all Gnomekind!  Rightly he selection us for contact!

Such excitation! 

Red Among Reds

Looking quite brilliant to camouflage... he in guise of red, to blending with plethoring of red flowerings.  He barely gnoticed among such vermillions!

We witness to truly intelligent alien life arriving for Close Encounter; we at precipice of historical creating! 

However, concern with weeds still some bit confusing....