Ghost Gnomes

We veritable phantomes in gnew ghosting outfits!

Yes, but wishing we see how spooky-looking we appear...

Surely we dazzle treaters with bright spookiness!

Hmm, mayhap we practice a bit on spooky noises...gnot to startle (like "boo") but more to give shivverings with ghosting sounds...

Ooooooh! Whooooooo!

Many Happy Хэллоуин!

The Gnome Ranger Rides Again

Bad shrubberies trouble again!

I, Gnome Ranger, bring order to misbehaving plantings...(after I make some bit of dis-order first.)

Shrubberies fear me and obey!

Back to work!

Guest Stars

We make guest star appearings at CCTV blog to give tips for Treatings!

Yes, we invited to re-appear for awaiting fans to tell safeties for driving, treating, and gnot to have incident like last year when Vladim...

Greta! Please gnot to return to unfortunings of last Halloween!

...eat ALL Halloweening candy at once...

Greta! Ssshhhh! Could happen to anyone...

...and then be FAT...

Noooo! You pulling my buttons to bring up last year!

...and have sorrowful tummy pains...

You dissidenting me! You wear black and suddenly...

Ah, Vladimir...I tease, yes, for dark humour!