Paint it Black

I become диссидент. Wear black, make dark humour...

Greta! You truly gone сумасшедший. We Royalists; specific to dissident protest! We the"diss" of dissident!

But look me, I rebel agitator...colour very suiting to me, yes? Admire me such styleful dissidence....

Mmmff! Mayhap you be dissident for Halloween, but gnot for life!

StarStruck

Greta you become silly with звезды in the eyes for celebritty dissident poet Gneighbor!

But Vladimir -- calling of my passion is ascension to litterary status of true writer! And she gnuine Russian writer! Like Tolstoy! With fame! She so proximitate to me, my heart beats words...I feel truly now is time for I become truly litterati...

фыркайте! proximateness gnot transfer talent...writerliness gnot contagious like cold or flu or pox!

Mmm, perhaps she make real borscht... like in olden days... we share soups and scripts...writer to writer...as colleague...and mayhap I become диссидент too!

Greta, remove stars out of eyes right now! We royal Romanov gnomes, we cannot be dissident!