Sunday, February 24, 2008

Now what?

We arrive with welcome party, but where we are? Please извините меня, where is way out from Montgolfier?

We still loost, Vladimir! Very happy to see grass on ground but to leave this place? I am missing very much our little ребенок!

Yes, yes, Greta, we leave, but not to appear rude to welcome delegation for our arrivals. We make remarks and take leave with quiet stealth...

Land Ho!

Many fans jump on basket! Perhaps we receive royal greeting delegation to meet famous bloggstar gnomes... I make speech...

"Ahoy! We welcome ourselves, Vladimir and Greta! Do not worry on us, we are unharmed and in good healthiness!"

Vladimir! Ask where we are! Maybe they dis-acquainted with our famousness near and far...we do not gnow if they be friend or foe!

"Ahoy...uh...avast...friendy people, where is it we are come to?"

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Carried Awaaaaaay

We looost! We looost! Oh Vladimir, I make warnings! помощь! помощь!

Relaks, Greta, open eyes to enjoy сценический view of Ural Mountain tops...fill lungs with good Russian oksygen...unclench fists...you have fingers tight like stone!!!

Ohhhh! I have much fear and гнев with you! Do not try to converse me until I kiss earth under feet.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Point of Gno Return

Aggh, basket tips! What...

Nooooo! Vladimir doooo something! We leave the earth! помощь! помощь! Please to save us!

Too late, we heave up! Hold tight...

I have great fear of highs! Oh we such Trouble now! Вы никогда не слушаете меня! We so doomed! почему Вы всегда получаете нас в неприятности? I gave warning! помощь! помощь!

Gnatural Curiosity

Ah, I arrive! Now for investigate. Hmmm, very interesting in side. Greta you climb in too?

I think not! Is плохо idea!

But look Greta, many pens and notebooks, surely you -- as writer -- like to see notings of voyages...

Pens? Notebooks? Hmm, my mind suggests not to listen, but yet...to see stories of voyages... OK I come in, but just for short peek...

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Curious Gnomes

Such largish basket! Greta, come close that we investigate!

Ach, Vladimir, surely you make us Trouble and we will be ground. We do not trespass and snoop.




Of course not! We just look. For education purpose only! So much you worry...Help me to see inside basket! Much equipment or supplies inside there, I wonder... here, give me help up so I see...

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Hot Air

Ohhhh, regard Montgolfier Adventure air balloon! How I like surveying from such airness!

Nooooo, Vladimir, I am much afraid of highness and floating...

Such brighly colours on puffy balloon...come, we go aboard...

Me, I think to run from balloon web page...

Greta, just to take look and see inside of basket....

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Rushin' Russians

Wheeee! We лыжа with President Putin and Russian Olympic Committee President Leonid Tyagachev...

President VLADIMIR Putin...

Yes, you two too take traditional name...

Be care full, Greta, make attentions, you ski in front of estimable President Vladimir!

I much like Krasnaya Polyana ski area...

Monday, February 4, 2008

Gnaturalist Gnomes

But look, I find blue blog agree well with me! View of Hrvatska very nice.

Hmmm, Greta perhaps you come down from up there...I am hearing of some few "Naturalist Beaches"...

замечательный! I love natures very well -- animal, vegetable, mineral... maybe I learn some Croatians...
zivotinja...povr'ce...


No, Greta, *ahem* "Naturalist" is "нагой"..."голый"...Not hood...not robe...

!правда?! Such the дикий & сумасшедший Yugoslavians! They all must very красивый or else much смущающий!

 
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