I will take nickname too. I hear Suisses apply to us "little homeys" remember? (I do not know what "homey" is. But now you are writer, maybe you know what is homey.)
My псевдоним is not nickname, it is PEN-name, for me to be writer!
Homey, maybe is like "home"? We make house into дом. We protect our домашний and человеческая семья who lives here with us. And we assure the Calcium. We are guardians. Homeys - like guardians.
If we are guards then I must have sword!