We Attractive

Ah, understand!  Snow magnets - attract consistent snows.  we cultivate magnet powers for elements...

...elements - gold, silver, uranium...?

No, elements as weather.

Prefer we moguls....not magnets...

Gnor'easter

Snowfall amplitude wearying.  And undignified. 

Yes.  We become... blobs!

Hummocks!  Snow bumps. Mere moguls.

Moguls!?  Moguls?  Ah, we Moguls... titans of industry.  Magnates...

Magnets?  Yes, we snow magnets!

Gnomus Major

Regard!  We discover appropriater constellation for Zodiacal signs!

Celestial Sphere, Gnomus Major!

Certainly from Eudoxus of Cnidus' lost catalogue of constellations - 400 BC!

Yes, or mayhap Ptolemy! 

We truly Timeless...

New Zodiac MisGnomer

From regal king of beasts to walking-sideways-crab?  Is joke? Such undignification we dislike with many vehements.

Yes we fall from grace... Leo to Cancer! Such insignificance!

And faintness, too!  Cancer is faint constellation. 

Bah!  Regard! Gnot even look crabbish!  Where do Astrologicals see crab resembling such randomness?

Truly I think I see better lion than crab in arrangement...

Thunder Snow

Oh woe are we!

Falling branches crash over us!
Lightning! Thunder!  Heavy snow!

Regarding us in mortal danger!

Brave we are, we intrepid snow vitamins, we survive!

Uh.. you mean to say veterans.. we intrepid snow veterans!