Dark Gnights

Ghoulish disguising for Hallowing!  Truly, we ghastly!

Yes and we spectral, too!

Yes, spectral and macabre, and mysterious yet!  Even we throw fear to all who approach.

But gnot mailman.

No, gnot package delivering humans.

Tree Range Gnomes

Hyperboled wind blew rigorous to cleave mighty elm tree!

Truly, snapping like toothpick!  Debris smother our yard and neighbour yard.  Regard such damage! 

Alas, casual chimney rip by roots!  Such miserable sound tearing twisted metal crashing...

We must come to rescue...  we trek to roof?