Quoth the Gnomen, "Gnevermore"...

Owwww!  Full moon call me!   I rise to occasion, open cloak, take wing, like летучая мышь...

Vladimir, full dramatics call you! What you up to now with towel?

True Vampyre needing respectful cloak!  I borrow...Mayhap I quoth "Nevermores"...

Nevermore qothed by Raven, not Bat!

Gnosferatu

Agh, save me from loathfull self -- such sorry tragedy to become UNdead...

Vladimir, I tell you, we gnot UNdead, you gnot Vampyre!

...how happened this ghoulishm?  Mayhap ancestrals from Transylvanian descent... very adjacent to Russia...

Vladimir, you desist such insaniting!  And remove sillyness of tomato hoop...

It is cage...for I be dangerous! I roam earth under cover of gnight, search for... oh too terrible to consider...

Ach, serousness - if you truly Vampyre, so why you out making such moans under cover of bright sunshine?

Here be Vampyres?

Mayhap we be Vampyres?  Truly not reflecting

Hmm, dubiously we NOT-dead, which similarly not as UN-dead....

Truly, NOT un-dead, which be double negativity...which mean...

Opposite....Wait....!  We... dead?

Ah, for certain we see some hazy imaging... please?

Worser and worser...

Mfffxxxxbbbbff!  Soon we be frozen fossils, bury for epochs under glacier layers....

Mmff! Mfmbmbff!  Geologists discovery our bones with mastodon skeletons and peaty materials!

Ohhh, we doomed, we doomed!  Where Global Warming when so gneedy!

Mfffmfmfmf!  To rescue!  Melt us! Set FREE us from frozen tomb of silentness and white!

Avalanche?

Mmmffff... this MUCH undignified!

We cannot see out!

Or speak out!

We buried!

Mffbbbffxxx...