Gravitas

ohGreta!ImovetooclosetoBlackHoleandgetsuckedinside!

Vladimir! Warnings again you un-heed when I say not to look too close to Dark Matters!

TrulyIwillbecrushedflatlikeoplatky!

Arrgh! Must to find un-gravity magic to outten you from Dark Matter pull so strongly!

HurryGreta!Hoodonfirewithgravitypressure!помощь!

Gnothing Escapes a Black Hole

Greta, enough of Gnome-smearing blogg...come to HubbleSite where announces more troublesome trouble: "Black Holes are out there... but what are they?"

But what are such holes?

Hmm...places hungry to devour all to grow large and gain gravity, which grow larger and hungrier so they swallow more, so they become more larger and more hungrier so they swallow even more so...

Oh NO! остановитесь!! Nothing escape, not even light! Oh, Vladimir, such terrible news upon us! What to dooooo?

Mmm...we save universe from black bottomless pits?

We are Innocents!

Accusations Abound!

Engadget insult and endanger Gnomes with racist remarkings! We rally with supports!

Swear-by-hoods, we do no-thing for UAE ships drift off anchors and malicious cuttings of cables...true we find trouble some times, but...

Technically, ourselves, gnot "garden gnomes"...

не брать в голову! Suggestion is danger to all Gnomes, beyond only red-hatted tacky-garden gnomes of which we much deride!

We are, ourselves, very innocent! (This time.)

The Gnew Grey

Oh, admire us our Springy outfits!

Truly tie-dye is the Gnew Grey!

We are Gnomes of Colour in hipp trendy style! Myself, I wish for some green splashes...

How well we look in gnew hues, truly we are hippest gnomes ever...

Let us to hope we are not groundest Gnomes ever...

Squeezy Bottles

ahh -- under stealth of night we examine squeezy bottles of color!

very colorful colors...

mmm, yes, more colorfulness than grey...

yes...bright and cheerful colorfulness...

colorfullness to look well on robes of grey...

Noooo, we must not be Trouble and be Ground! Stay far from squeezy bottles...

But if squeezy bottles of colorfulness "accidentally" spill on robes of grey...